Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
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Reincarnated fan-made Starfinder parody of "practically official lore." These tweets do not reflect the views of any actual Starfinder affiliates. Creator @Curtinwrites.bsky.social
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New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
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"Oh, but how do you have a temple of commerce for Abadar in Starfinder, what would that look like?"
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Oh, but how do you have a temple of commerce for Abadar in Starfinder, what would that look like?"
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from taking lierally any dragon from the Draconic Codex and giving it laser eyes
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from taking lierally any dragon from the Draconic Codex and giving it laser eyes
It would be a lot easier to blame pilots for being cocky if starship piloting wasn't so naturally cool
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It would be a lot easier to blame pilots for being cocky if starship piloting wasn't so naturally cool
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Sheppi is awesome. I hear he’s opening commissions soon, you should follow him so you can be first to hire one of Paizo’s best freelance artists. ;)
Seeing a piece I did for Paizo becoming an actual toy is one of those awesome artist moments
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sheppi is awesome. I hear he’s opening commissions soon, you should follow him so you can be first to hire one of Paizo’s best freelance artists. ;)
I don't care if the egg called you "momma" telepathically, please consult the science bay before bringing medium-sized flesh eggs aboard the ship
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't care if the egg called you "momma" telepathically, please consult the science bay before bringing medium-sized flesh eggs aboard the ship
Bad brain days are a risk of sapience - at least until your Technomancer or caster of your choosing gets better and cognatothaumaturgy and can swap out bad thoughts, with, say, thoughts about how handsome and fun your technomancer is
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bad brain days are a risk of sapience - at least until your Technomancer or caster of your choosing gets better and cognatothaumaturgy and can swap out bad thoughts, with, say, thoughts about how handsome and fun your technomancer is
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Took me a week to gather my thoughts, but here's the start of my coverage post-PAX Unplugged - truly a gift of a convention and an amazing time full of board games, roleplaying games, and all manner of great folks. Free on Bearly Factual Productions:
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December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Took me a week to gather my thoughts, but here's the start of my coverage post-PAX Unplugged - truly a gift of a convention and an amazing time full of board games, roleplaying games, and all manner of great folks. Free on Bearly Factual Productions:
www.patreon.com/posts/pax-un...
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The infosphere and Lambatuin share a quantum entanglement of quality, wherein they can be both the best and the worst, often simultaneously
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The infosphere and Lambatuin share a quantum entanglement of quality, wherein they can be both the best and the worst, often simultaneously
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This week, with the last season of Stranger Things out, we revisit the Upside Down, aka the Netherworld, and provide stats for a Starfinder Demogorgon.
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#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
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#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
Starfinder 2E - Netherworlds and Demogorgons - Solo Run Studio
This week, with the last season of Stranger Things out, we revisit the Upside Down, aka the Netherworld, and provide stats for a Starfinder Demogorgon.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This week, with the last season of Stranger Things out, we revisit the Upside Down, aka the Netherworld, and provide stats for a Starfinder Demogorgon.
solorunstudio.com/2025/11/30/s...
#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
solorunstudio.com/2025/11/30/s...
#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
"Diaspora Rations" are a slang term for varied nutritional additives that can be ingested with intoxicants, like nutritional dwarven ales or the inhalable symbiote hydration packs popular amongst partying barathu
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Diaspora Rations" are a slang term for varied nutritional additives that can be ingested with intoxicants, like nutritional dwarven ales or the inhalable symbiote hydration packs popular amongst partying barathu
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Once every Pact Year, Lambatuin, God of infosphere discourse and memes, logs off and walks among the offline people and the chronically reality-pilled
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Once every Pact Year, Lambatuin, God of infosphere discourse and memes, logs off and walks among the offline people and the chronically reality-pilled
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Once every Pact Year, Lambatuin, God of infosphere discourse and memes, logs off and walks among the offline people and the chronically reality-pilled
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Once every Pact Year, Lambatuin, God of infosphere discourse and memes, logs off and walks among the offline people and the chronically reality-pilled
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
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“These savings are divine! Act now, and we’ll throw in an eternity of bliss within the First Vault after your time on this mortal coil!*”
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“These savings are divine! Act now, and we’ll throw in an eternity of bliss within the First Vault after your time on this mortal coil!*”
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
*Eternity in the First Vault is not guaranteed, and depends on each soul’s behavior and faith in the wealthy father. Terms and conditions may apply.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
AbadarCorp celebrates Red Fourthday, where they steeply increase the prices of items for a day, so they can then celebrate Black Fifthday by "discounting" the items back to their regular price and call it a sale
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
AbadarCorp celebrates Red Fourthday, where they steeply increase the prices of items for a day, so they can then celebrate Black Fifthday by "discounting" the items back to their regular price and call it a sale
Today, we're thankful for Starfinder 2nd Edition expanding the Starfinder universe and Pathfinder mechanics. It's a rare game that's as fun to theorycraft as it is to play, and we can't wait to see what comes next and share it with all of you.
And: we're thankful for you. Keep making space weird ❤️
And: we're thankful for you. Keep making space weird ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Today, we're thankful for Starfinder 2nd Edition expanding the Starfinder universe and Pathfinder mechanics. It's a rare game that's as fun to theorycraft as it is to play, and we can't wait to see what comes next and share it with all of you.
And: we're thankful for you. Keep making space weird ❤️
And: we're thankful for you. Keep making space weird ❤️
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Science has yet to properly explain why two goblins are measurably stupider than one goblin
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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My one Starfinder Facts tweet to really break containment on the Bad Place was a goblin joke so every time I make a goblin joke I'm always a little surprised when there aren't hundreds of immediate likes
Science has yet to properly explain why two goblins are measurably stupider than one goblin
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My one Starfinder Facts tweet to really break containment on the Bad Place was a goblin joke so every time I make a goblin joke I'm always a little surprised when there aren't hundreds of immediate likes
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One goblin can say "hmm, I need a second opinion" and forget their bad idea before it is executed.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One goblin can say "hmm, I need a second opinion" and forget their bad idea before it is executed.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
Two goblins, one gives a bad idea and the other screams "FUCK YEAH" and then the spaceship is on fire and programmed to only barrel-roll.
Science has yet to properly explain why two goblins are measurably stupider than one goblin
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Science has yet to properly explain why two goblins are measurably stupider than one goblin
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Hey, #Starfinder2e fans, if you're looking for something to do over the holidays this year, want to help me see what's out there / start working on converting some Starfinder 1e adventures to Starfinder 2e? 😃
I'm tracking them on the Google Sheet linked here, happy to welcome links/google files!
I'm tracking them on the Google Sheet linked here, happy to welcome links/google files!
SF1e to SF2e Conversion Projects
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November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hey, #Starfinder2e fans, if you're looking for something to do over the holidays this year, want to help me see what's out there / start working on converting some Starfinder 1e adventures to Starfinder 2e? 😃
I'm tracking them on the Google Sheet linked here, happy to welcome links/google files!
I'm tracking them on the Google Sheet linked here, happy to welcome links/google files!