My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

go get a blizzard around the corner, King

This would fix me

We’re out here folding our own laundry

If you want to help protect your neighbors by patrolling your neighborhood, we've got your back. Send us a message if you'd like to be connected to a patrol group. There are groups in:

-Lincoln Square/Ravenswood
-Albany Park
-Pilsen/Little Village
-Andersonville/Uptown/Edgewater
-Logan Square (1/2)

MP3 blogs were great because there’d be a guy buying every one of these and digitizing them because he loved the music and wanted to share that love

Alex Jones tried to warn us about this

At an old gig, we used to search recipe reviews for "hubby" and jokingly treated "the hubby" like it was an animal we were cataloging the zoological features of, e.g., "The hubby does not enjoy nutmeg." "The hubby struggles to find large enough portions in the wild." etc, etc.

This is like how you can find all the funniest Yelp reviews by searching “rude to my fiancée”

Still making a big deal about the legs

Related: look up how many Children of the Corn movies there are

he is not helping

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!

As y'all have probably heard, there has been a lot of ICE activity on the North Side of Chicago today. At least four people were kidnapped by ICE in the Rogers Park neighborhood. Folks mobilized throughout the day to do ICE Watch and Rapid Response work.

Ol’ Oedipus Rex
he LOVES to have sex!
Loves to knock out
his Pop!

Uh oh’d his Mama,
stars in Greek Drama-
Hope this myth don’t
darn stop!

his life is so cool
and he Rex so he rule
I hope his darn myth
don’t stop

Ada Utterdyke
www.findagrave.com/memorial/108...

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

Once they address the religious and sexual neuroses it’ll be easy to

That author photo…

When I was in the Message Board Wars, there was a guy whose hobby was installing Linux in slightly different ways over and over.

🚨 ICE spotted in Rogers Park. Be alert y’all, know your rights and record/report anything you witness.