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Look out honey cause I’m using technology
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Made a list of people in my neighborhood. Who am I missing? bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Forever and always obsessed with this wallpaper
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“We’re just normal men”
New foster dog arriving Monday.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:

Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.

I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.

michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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If they can foam your creamer without a wand they’re a keeper
Don't have a steam wand or a handheld frother to create thick and silky foam for your coffees? No problem! You can still foam your creamer within seconds.
Froth Your Favorite Flavored Coffee Creamer Even If You Don't Have The Proper Tools - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cigarettes had Joe Camel. Sports gambling has Dave Portnoy. Draw your own conclusions
i wonder if taking gambling ad dollars is gonna age like cigarettes
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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For the holidays only, I have decided to bring back this timeless classic t-shirt design one last time, share it with your family today
roryblank.bigcartel.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I missed that @samthielman.com wrote a great piece about the genius Gilbert Hernandez for the NYTimes!

Look, there are a lot of characters, but if you can keep up with Marvel you can keep up with the Luba/Fritz-verse.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Every show has at least 1 person who’s job it is to listen to these stories and try to get them TV-segment ready. I think.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Me watching this bsky.app/profile/just...
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ah yes
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
New Jersey turkeys have a "slightly coarser, grainier" meat than ordinary turkeys but the "frisson of carrion tang" in the gizzard has made them #1 Thanksgiving fare for discerning gourmets.
New Jersey turkeys have a "slightly coarser, grainier" meat than ordinary turkeys but the "frisson of carrion tang" in the gizzard has made them #1 Thanksgiving fare for discerning gourmets.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
People get so mad when they find out how it’s pronounced
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM