Lukács Doncic
@weirdalf.bsky.social
A good samurai will parry the blow
He won’t though because he wouldn’t
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
He won’t though because he wouldn’t
Who among us
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Who among us
earnest post this morning:
This has been possibly the most destabilizing year of my life from start to finish and I’m incredibly thankful for the pockets of friends and acquaintances in my life that have shown warmth to me even as I’ve struggled to receive it.
This has been possibly the most destabilizing year of my life from start to finish and I’m incredibly thankful for the pockets of friends and acquaintances in my life that have shown warmth to me even as I’ve struggled to receive it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
earnest post this morning:
This has been possibly the most destabilizing year of my life from start to finish and I’m incredibly thankful for the pockets of friends and acquaintances in my life that have shown warmth to me even as I’ve struggled to receive it.
This has been possibly the most destabilizing year of my life from start to finish and I’m incredibly thankful for the pockets of friends and acquaintances in my life that have shown warmth to me even as I’ve struggled to receive it.
I’m almost done with this book and I’ve read everything past page 15ish with a lump in my throat and a weight in my chest. It’s incredible. I find it so difficult to re-enter after putting it down and I find it nearly impossible to exit fully. Ah!
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I’m almost done with this book and I’ve read everything past page 15ish with a lump in my throat and a weight in my chest. It’s incredible. I find it so difficult to re-enter after putting it down and I find it nearly impossible to exit fully. Ah!
My hopeless campaign this year is for Bridget Everett to win an Oscar for her single scene in WAKE UP DEAD MAN
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My hopeless campaign this year is for Bridget Everett to win an Oscar for her single scene in WAKE UP DEAD MAN
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Remember, today people will be so jazzed by the moistness of the turkey you’ll have to tune them out
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Remember, today people will be so jazzed by the moistness of the turkey you’ll have to tune them out
The Miami Heat have won 6 straight games while missing their two best players for huge chunks of the year. Meanwhile this dude misplaced his joy again. :(
Jimmy Butler on the 10-10 Warriors: “We don’t box out. We don’t go with the scouting report. We let anybody do whatever they want - open shots, get into the paint, free throws. It’s just sad.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Miami Heat have won 6 straight games while missing their two best players for huge chunks of the year. Meanwhile this dude misplaced his joy again. :(
AI Artificial Intelligence
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Old Joy
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Old Joy
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
AI Artificial Intelligence
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Old Joy
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Old Joy
Thanksgiving is a combat sport
You get in there tomorrow and you WIN that thanksgiving argument. No mercy or quarter given. This is what we train for. Not other nerds on the internet. It's for your uncle Davey, who thinks there's secret elements on the periodic table.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Thanksgiving is a combat sport
I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
1. Final sacrifice
2. Space Mutiny
3. Laser blast
4. Manos
5. Hobgoblins
6. Mitchell
7. Red Zone Cuba
8. Pod People
9. Werewolf
10. Overdrawn at the memory bank
2. Space Mutiny
3. Laser blast
4. Manos
5. Hobgoblins
6. Mitchell
7. Red Zone Cuba
8. Pod People
9. Werewolf
10. Overdrawn at the memory bank
1. Riding With Death
2. Mitchell
3. Manos: The Hands Of Fate
4. Werewolf
5. Pod People
6. Hobgoblins
7. Final Sacrifice
8. Alien From L.A.
9. Space Mutiny
10. Time Chasers
11. Cave Dwellers
12. Red Zone Cuba
13. Angels Revenge
14. Overdrawn At The Memory Bank
15. The Undead
2. Mitchell
3. Manos: The Hands Of Fate
4. Werewolf
5. Pod People
6. Hobgoblins
7. Final Sacrifice
8. Alien From L.A.
9. Space Mutiny
10. Time Chasers
11. Cave Dwellers
12. Red Zone Cuba
13. Angels Revenge
14. Overdrawn At The Memory Bank
15. The Undead
Since it's nearly Turkey Day it's time for a new Top Ten MST3K post. Which are your favorites?
#1 Riding with Death
#2 Giant Spider Invasion
#3 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
#4 Space Mutiny
#5 Werewolf
#6 Catalina Caper
#7 Final Sacrifice
#8 Pod People
#9 Avalanche
#10 Mitchell
#1 Riding with Death
#2 Giant Spider Invasion
#3 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
#4 Space Mutiny
#5 Werewolf
#6 Catalina Caper
#7 Final Sacrifice
#8 Pod People
#9 Avalanche
#10 Mitchell
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
1. Final sacrifice
2. Space Mutiny
3. Laser blast
4. Manos
5. Hobgoblins
6. Mitchell
7. Red Zone Cuba
8. Pod People
9. Werewolf
10. Overdrawn at the memory bank
2. Space Mutiny
3. Laser blast
4. Manos
5. Hobgoblins
6. Mitchell
7. Red Zone Cuba
8. Pod People
9. Werewolf
10. Overdrawn at the memory bank
My friend is watching Hereditary for the first time and texting me updates I’m so excited. She has no clue
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My friend is watching Hereditary for the first time and texting me updates I’m so excited. She has no clue
The story isn’t that Nuzzi is a freak. The story is that everyone of influence in journalism greeted the news with a shrug or applause
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The story isn’t that Nuzzi is a freak. The story is that everyone of influence in journalism greeted the news with a shrug or applause
Reposted by Lukács Doncic
I would find this more persuasive if the central figure in this story didn’t get a high profile, prestigious, presumably highly paid job in journalism after one (1) year of unemployment (during which she got a book deal that presumably also pays extremely well)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I would find this more persuasive if the central figure in this story didn’t get a high profile, prestigious, presumably highly paid job in journalism after one (1) year of unemployment (during which she got a book deal that presumably also pays extremely well)
I just think it’s interesting that Getting Married Today she says “why watch me die like Eliza on the ice” when Eliza famously does not die on the ice. Panic attacks be like that
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I just think it’s interesting that Getting Married Today she says “why watch me die like Eliza on the ice” when Eliza famously does not die on the ice. Panic attacks be like that
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon
Pardon me, is everybody there? Because if everybody's there, I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do, and not a word of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Pardon me, is everybody there? Because if everybody's there, I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do, and not a word of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know, the man I'm gonna marry
Reposted by Lukács Doncic
My favorite pie? Humble pie. Some of y’all should try it some time 😤
Pies, ranked
1. Blueberry
2. Pecan
3. Crack
4. Key lime
5. Sweet potato
6. Apple
7. Pumpkin
8. Coconut creme
9. Lemon meringue
10. Chocolate creme
11. Cherry
12. Strawberry rhubarb
*—based on quality you’d expect at a good bakery that isn’t known for any one of these; also, crumb is a cheat code
1. Blueberry
2. Pecan
3. Crack
4. Key lime
5. Sweet potato
6. Apple
7. Pumpkin
8. Coconut creme
9. Lemon meringue
10. Chocolate creme
11. Cherry
12. Strawberry rhubarb
*—based on quality you’d expect at a good bakery that isn’t known for any one of these; also, crumb is a cheat code
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My favorite pie? Humble pie. Some of y’all should try it some time 😤
Reposted by Lukács Doncic
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
Reposted by Lukács Doncic
Reposted by Lukács Doncic
sister told me to set up a storygraph account
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
sister told me to set up a storygraph account
Anyone have any good food takes?
Disgusted to hear of the targeted shooting of National Guard members in DC today. All Americans should unite in condemning and rejecting this violence. Sending prayers to these victims and their families, and thankful to the responders who acted so quickly.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Anyone have any good food takes?
Unfortunately the field of journalism is filled with failed writers so the idea that anything would come before a book deal is insane
I remember during the first Trump term, one journalist was furious that I criticized individuals that sat on stories for their books. He basically called me dumb and naive. I hope he’s doing poorly now. Sigh
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Unfortunately the field of journalism is filled with failed writers so the idea that anything would come before a book deal is insane