Basquiatball
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I have no personality and am offended you would ask
YOURE WELCOME
If they can just lose to Atlanta tonight they'll have gone a full month without a win. I probably just reverse jinxed them. If they win tonight I might beat out CJ McCollum as their season MVP
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
YOURE WELCOME
Is a cookie a pie? No. Of course not. No reasonable would think so. But a pizza is a pie, absolutely. And many pizza places sell giant cookies that are sliced like pizzas, but served in pie tins. Is it to be excluded entirely because its crust and filling are the same material?
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is a cookie a pie? No. Of course not. No reasonable would think so. But a pizza is a pie, absolutely. And many pizza places sell giant cookies that are sliced like pizzas, but served in pie tins. Is it to be excluded entirely because its crust and filling are the same material?
CJ McCollum are etching their names within the sacred annals of NBA Cup lore tonight. Nobody will ever be able to take that away from them. Or only a few dozen people can take that away from them. A few hundred at most
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
CJ McCollum are etching their names within the sacred annals of NBA Cup lore tonight. Nobody will ever be able to take that away from them. Or only a few dozen people can take that away from them. A few hundred at most
The thing about pie is both pi and e are fundamental constants of the universe. Even if you dont like them, the universe wouldn't make sense without them
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The thing about pie is both pi and e are fundamental constants of the universe. Even if you dont like them, the universe wouldn't make sense without them
Pumpkin pie is fine but I've always thought most edible pumpkin products as just ways to dispose of decorative gourds we grow way too many of. Add enough nutmeg, cinnamon and sugar to styrofoam and people will think fondly of it
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pumpkin pie is fine but I've always thought most edible pumpkin products as just ways to dispose of decorative gourds we grow way too many of. Add enough nutmeg, cinnamon and sugar to styrofoam and people will think fondly of it
Is CJ McCollum the second most Bradley Beal in history or is Bradley Beal the second most CJ McCollum in history?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Is CJ McCollum the second most Bradley Beal in history or is Bradley Beal the second most CJ McCollum in history?
The Wizards won their second game of the season and I swear I saw some actual "This Wizards team might surprise you!" takes and they have not won a game since and are on track to win 5 games this season, which tbf would be a little surprising
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Wizards won their second game of the season and I swear I saw some actual "This Wizards team might surprise you!" takes and they have not won a game since and are on track to win 5 games this season, which tbf would be a little surprising
Whoever wins between the Lakers and Clippers tonight the real loser is AGEISM!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Whoever wins between the Lakers and Clippers tonight the real loser is AGEISM!
Just had a thought: PEA PIE.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just had a thought: PEA PIE.
I think my best food troll opinion is still:
Cobbler is just a Failed Pie
Cobbler is just a Failed Pie
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think my best food troll opinion is still:
Cobbler is just a Failed Pie
Cobbler is just a Failed Pie
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butter pecan ice cream
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
butter pecan ice cream
I dont think I have ever heard of pecans separate from the context of pecan pie, and that makes me suspicious
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I dont think I have ever heard of pecans separate from the context of pecan pie, and that makes me suspicious
You're not a flying car you're just an OceanGate Helicopter
Why an unproven air taxi company is spending $126 million to take over an L.A. airport
Why an unproven air taxi company is spending $126 million to take over an L.A. airport
Archer Aviation, a San José-based company developing an electric air taxi, plans to take over control of the Hawthorne Municipal Airport near LAX.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You're not a flying car you're just an OceanGate Helicopter
I feel like people eat fewer peas than they used to. At least as a standalone thing, like "here's a scoop of peas on your plate thats impossible to eat with spoon, fork or chopstick." Some people would butter their peas. I dont know how common it was to butter your peas bc nobody eats peas anymore
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I feel like people eat fewer peas than they used to. At least as a standalone thing, like "here's a scoop of peas on your plate thats impossible to eat with spoon, fork or chopstick." Some people would butter their peas. I dont know how common it was to butter your peas bc nobody eats peas anymore
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the median dragon's hoard is now too small to attract even the most idiotic adventurers. enter: questrium, the bold, new startup empowering even stupider peasants to embark on even more ill-advised quests
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the median dragon's hoard is now too small to attract even the most idiotic adventurers. enter: questrium, the bold, new startup empowering even stupider peasants to embark on even more ill-advised quests
Pie variety is less a determinant of pie quality than who cooks the pie
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pie variety is less a determinant of pie quality than who cooks the pie
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I guess I should add that encumbrances on podcast/writing stuff have been lifted as well. You know where to find me.
I am, as LinkedIn would say, open to new opportunities at present…
do you ever think about giving up this basketball stuff and dedicating yourself full time to ninja warrior analysis? i'll hang up and listen
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I guess I should add that encumbrances on podcast/writing stuff have been lifted as well. You know where to find me.
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Also drawing band logos, the Anarchy symbol, the cool S and other stuff on your notebooks and Converse and whatnot. Sometimes buying pins of same and putting them on your jean jacket.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Also drawing band logos, the Anarchy symbol, the cool S and other stuff on your notebooks and Converse and whatnot. Sometimes buying pins of same and putting them on your jean jacket.
Oh yeah, bumper stickers: The original micro-blogging
I think it was mostly hair and shirt choices. Sometimes bumper stickers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh yeah, bumper stickers: The original micro-blogging
How did people exhibit their entire personalities to the world before arguing personal preference online was a thing?
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How did people exhibit their entire personalities to the world before arguing personal preference online was a thing?
Is money an object though? like, if you really think about it, man?
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Is money an object though? like, if you really think about it, man?
If I was President I'd force the creators of Star Wars and Star Trek to show up in my office and answer the question we've all always wanted to know: if the 2 series fucked, which characters would pair up with each other. This would take up the first year of my tenure. Highest approval rating ever
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If I was President I'd force the creators of Star Wars and Star Trek to show up in my office and answer the question we've all always wanted to know: if the 2 series fucked, which characters would pair up with each other. This would take up the first year of my tenure. Highest approval rating ever
Inflation is out of control. Numbers dont mean anything anymore
Dillon Brooks averaging 21 points per game is a sign of America's declining influence on the global stage.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inflation is out of control. Numbers dont mean anything anymore