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Tyler Parker
@tylerparker.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Wrote a novel called A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING. Too hard to type a short, sweet this-is-what-it's-about kind of thing. It's set in Oklahoma. There are hot tub bars, tricked out Rancheros, and a man named Table.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706006...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706006...
This is so so good
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
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“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is so so good
There’s nobody like @brianphillips.bsky.social. Pen game Bill Kazmaier.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
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November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There’s nobody like @brianphillips.bsky.social. Pen game Bill Kazmaier.
You know a pass is amazing when the opposing bench reacts like one of their own just got dunked on.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You know a pass is amazing when the opposing bench reacts like one of their own just got dunked on.
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
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The Oklahoma City Thunder defense is in a league of its own right now
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Oklahoma City Thunder defense is in a league of its own right now
Hootin, hollerin, etc.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hootin, hollerin, etc.
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A bunch of awesome, subtle, fascinating action happens in every NBA game. Here's a new column called "While You Were Scrolling" wherein I bounce around the league to highlight a few plays that caught my eye: www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/n...
Seven NBA Plays You Missed While You Were Scrolling
The NBA moves fast. Let us slow it down to spotlight the smartest and sneakiest plays you might have missed.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A bunch of awesome, subtle, fascinating action happens in every NBA game. Here's a new column called "While You Were Scrolling" wherein I bounce around the league to highlight a few plays that caught my eye: www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/n...
Nothing of intelligent depth
Klay Thompson on Ja Morant calling him a "bum": “Nothing of intelligent depth. Just running his mouth. He’s been running his mouth a long time. It’s funny you run your mouth when you’re on the bench. It’s kinda been the whole story of his career so far.”
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Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nothing of intelligent depth
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Somewhere, Mike Lupica is appalled.
Notre Dame has served up a seventyburger.
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Somewhere, Mike Lupica is appalled.
Venables used the word grimy during the postgame interview. Let’s celebrate with a pic of the Selmon brothers looking cool as shit.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Venables used the word grimy during the postgame interview. Let’s celebrate with a pic of the Selmon brothers looking cool as shit.
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important blog
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
important blog
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the garland god
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the garland god
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Wrote about Maxey.
Tyrese Maxey Is Levitating Above the Wreckage of Philly’s Past
Making the proverbial leap is one thing. Dragging the Sixers out of the darkness is quite another.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wrote about Maxey.
Wrote about Maxey.
Tyrese Maxey Is Levitating Above the Wreckage of Philly’s Past
Making the proverbial leap is one thing. Dragging the Sixers out of the darkness is quite another.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wrote about Maxey.
Warriors fashion shoot // San Francisco Chronicle, 2016
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Warriors fashion shoot // San Francisco Chronicle, 2016
Bumping again because Lane gonna Lane.
Wrote about Lane Kiffin. On goatees, devotionals, and the healing powers of the tarmac. Just troll, baby.
How Lane Kiffin Shitposted His Way From the Tarmac to the Top
From hot mess to Hotty Toddy to the hottest name in college football coaching. You can’t keep Lane Kiffin down.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bumping again because Lane gonna Lane.
Celebrating with a picture of Jamelle Holieway in a fur coat
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Celebrating with a picture of Jamelle Holieway in a fur coat
And you thought the yell leaders were the lamest people in that stadium
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
And you thought the yell leaders were the lamest people in that stadium
What. a fucking. loser.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What. a fucking. loser.
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Wrote about Lane Kiffin. On goatees, devotionals, and the healing powers of the tarmac. Just troll, baby.
How Lane Kiffin Shitposted His Way From the Tarmac to the Top
From hot mess to Hotty Toddy to the hottest name in college football coaching. You can’t keep Lane Kiffin down.
www.theringer.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Read everything Tyler Parker writes.
From yesterday. Wrote about the arc of Lane Kiffin and what it means to be a natural poster.
How Lane Kiffin Shitposted His Way From the Tarmac to the Top
From hot mess to Hotty Toddy to the hottest name in college football coaching. You can’t keep Lane Kiffin down.
www.theringer.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
From yesterday. Wrote about the arc of Lane Kiffin and what it means to be a natural poster.
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