Ian Karmel
@iankarmel.bsky.social
Standup. Writer. Trail Blazers fan.
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Ian Karmel
@iankarmel.bsky.social
· Jul 31
T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People
Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People
bookshop.org
A year since T-Shirt Swim Club came out and I keep getting messages about how it helped folks feel less alone as a fat person and let them laugh at some of the ~horrors~
Check out the book Roxane Gay called:
“As charming and funny as it is poignant and thoughtful."
bookshop.org/p/books/t-sh...
Check out the book Roxane Gay called:
“As charming and funny as it is poignant and thoughtful."
bookshop.org/p/books/t-sh...
Blueberries keep getting bigger. Bluebapple within my lifetime.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Blueberries keep getting bigger. Bluebapple within my lifetime.
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we gotta make this type of shit illegal
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
we gotta make this type of shit illegal
watching the blazers mount an insane comeback and then lose on a buzzer beater
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
watching the blazers mount an insane comeback and then lose on a buzzer beater
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Meet me at the Willamette and bring a straw
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Meet me at the Willamette and bring a straw
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My podcast comes out in one week!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My podcast comes out in one week!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
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Impossible, we all know that there's only one podcast, All Fantasy Everything @iankarmel.bsky.social
Ben Shapiro is spending a lot of $$$ trying to win the inaugural Best Podcast award at the Golden Globes.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Shapiro's Golden Spending Spree
Ben Shapiro is mounting an aggressive Golden Globes campaign, buying billboard space in Times Square and within Jay Penske’s media empire in a bid to win the inaugural Best Podcast award.
www.status.news
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Impossible, we all know that there's only one podcast, All Fantasy Everything @iankarmel.bsky.social
These refs are so goddamn atrocious. A plague on all of their future endeavors.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These refs are so goddamn atrocious. A plague on all of their future endeavors.
Read everything Tyler Parker writes.
Wrote about Lane Kiffin. On goatees, devotionals, and the healing powers of the tarmac. Just troll, baby.
How Lane Kiffin Shitposted His Way From the Tarmac to the Top
From hot mess to Hotty Toddy to the hottest name in college football coaching. You can’t keep Lane Kiffin down.
www.theringer.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Read everything Tyler Parker writes.
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
Every time "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" discourse pops up I feel like I missed a day of class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every time "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" discourse pops up I feel like I missed a day of class.
It's impossible to say "pepitas" and not feel at least a little bit silly.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's impossible to say "pepitas" and not feel at least a little bit silly.
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Shaedon either needs to change his number or ditch the t-shirt. Either will unlock him.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Shaedon either needs to change his number or ditch the t-shirt. Either will unlock him.
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
Told by an idiot
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
Genuinely a disgustingly officiated game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Genuinely a disgustingly officiated game.
These refs are bad people and unworthy of love.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
These refs are bad people and unworthy of love.
Getting the full Shaedon Sharpe experience tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Getting the full Shaedon Sharpe experience tonight.
Jrue is such a genius on the court. What a delight.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jrue is such a genius on the court. What a delight.
Billups - Take the Under
Splitter - Take the Thunder
Splitter - Take the Thunder
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billups - Take the Under
Splitter - Take the Thunder
Splitter - Take the Thunder
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BRING ME THE BEATING HEART OF THAT REFEREE.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
BRING ME THE BEATING HEART OF THAT REFEREE.