The Young Chicago Pope
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lmao
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
lmao
what fraud
WSJ: SpaceX trying to push the bag onto index investors ASAP.
Can’t describe how predatory this is and if index providers carve out an exception for them or other large IPOs it’ll be a huge hit to their credibility IMO.
Can’t describe how predatory this is and if index providers carve out an exception for them or other large IPOs it’ll be a huge hit to their credibility IMO.
Exclusive | SpaceX Seeks Early Index Entry as It Prepares Massive IPO
Advisers to company CEO Elon Musk have reached out to major index providers seeking ways to secure earlier inclusion in market benchmarks to lift shares
www.wsj.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
what fraud
awww honey
The strategy that rewarded companies for hoarding cryptocurrencies is now punishing them.
The Crypto-Hoarding Strategy Is Unraveling
Bitcoin fell below $76,000 on Saturday, saddling Michael Saylor’s Strategy with paper losses on its token purchases.
on.wsj.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
awww honey
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The algorithm thinks I’ll pay almost 3x more than Bill
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The algorithm thinks I’ll pay almost 3x more than Bill
this was never about money or business. was simply a way to shudder any potential investigation into corporate/gov corruption and to try to control narratives. these clowns have so much money it doesn’t matter.
the Washington Post layoffs are awful in every regard. I am under no pretense that Trump-glazing collateral damage was intended as an intelligent biz decision. However, I want to address closing its sports desk.
If you want to do journalism that gets eyeballs, sports is the LAST desk to close.
If you want to do journalism that gets eyeballs, sports is the LAST desk to close.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
this was never about money or business. was simply a way to shudder any potential investigation into corporate/gov corruption and to try to control narratives. these clowns have so much money it doesn’t matter.
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Important context for those blessedly not in the know: these aren't just any MAHA 'farmers.'
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Important context for those blessedly not in the know: these aren't just any MAHA 'farmers.'
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
a dozen jobs and cancer
They take and take and take and never give anything back
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
a dozen jobs and cancer
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Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
The concept of "Western Civ" is largely fiction and the pitch clock is the MetLife Stadium of UCL ruptures
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The concept of "Western Civ" is largely fiction and the pitch clock is the MetLife Stadium of UCL ruptures
depends how far back you go… 1. a german beer master & revolutionary (48er) who wasn’t welcome in Germany anymore. came to America & founded Stegmaier brewery. 2. The other side was Irish & escaped English genocide. Don’t know much ‘til my grandpa was the legit side for the folks in The Irishman.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
depends how far back you go… 1. a german beer master & revolutionary (48er) who wasn’t welcome in Germany anymore. came to America & founded Stegmaier brewery. 2. The other side was Irish & escaped English genocide. Don’t know much ‘til my grandpa was the legit side for the folks in The Irishman.
the funny part is that tribalism has always demanded physically strong leaders who do their own dirty work, and all these clowns are county club soft.
I can't believe there really was/is a global elite cabal and their entire goal is to destroy global society and return to tribalism (and also to fuck children)
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
the funny part is that tribalism has always demanded physically strong leaders who do their own dirty work, and all these clowns are county club soft.
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1. This 2016 exchange between Jeffrey Epstein and Peter Thiel is so essential, really gets to the heart of Epstein's project.
Epstein: brexit, just the beginning.
Thiel: Of what?
Epstein: return to tribalism... finding things on their way to collapse , was much easier than finding the next bargain
Epstein: brexit, just the beginning.
Thiel: Of what?
Epstein: return to tribalism... finding things on their way to collapse , was much easier than finding the next bargain
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
1. This 2016 exchange between Jeffrey Epstein and Peter Thiel is so essential, really gets to the heart of Epstein's project.
Epstein: brexit, just the beginning.
Thiel: Of what?
Epstein: return to tribalism... finding things on their way to collapse , was much easier than finding the next bargain
Epstein: brexit, just the beginning.
Thiel: Of what?
Epstein: return to tribalism... finding things on their way to collapse , was much easier than finding the next bargain
the “western civ” dorks forget Alexander and Roman generals gave their soldiers land for their service. and despite that, even they would openly revolt if pushed too far.
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
the “western civ” dorks forget Alexander and Roman generals gave their soldiers land for their service. and despite that, even they would openly revolt if pushed too far.
dominos has a two large pizzas for $12 total this week.
"adam tooze comes out as a treatler"
You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
dominos has a two large pizzas for $12 total this week.
saturday day date: Chinatown w a tatted baddie who is kinda a badass in the industry to show me the good shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
saturday day date: Chinatown w a tatted baddie who is kinda a badass in the industry to show me the good shit
what could go wrong?
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
what could go wrong?
how trump got bailed out by Russian oligarchs too
A thing people around here don't talk enough about is how, to this day, the most expensive residential real estate transaction in Franklin County, Ohio history is Epstein selling his New Albany house back to Les Wexner for $8 million in 1998. He bought it for less than half that six years prior.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
how trump got bailed out by Russian oligarchs too
wild
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
wild
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Trump's new pick for Fed Chair makes an appearance in today's Epstein Files release:
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Trump's new pick for Fed Chair makes an appearance in today's Epstein Files release:
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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
tying your ship to the clown jj mccarthy will do that
The Vikings are firing GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, a source tells The Athletic.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
tying your ship to the clown jj mccarthy will do that
ive watched some pretty wild time-lapsed “person alone in woods builds cool shit” vids but this guy id all on his own. tiered farm, fish pond, traps, etc. just amazing. youtu.be/goFWimDAdJk?...
Time Lapse: Building a Paradise in the Forest | Build Log Cabin, Hydroelectric, Gardens & Fish Pond
YouTube video by Bushcraft Farm
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
ive watched some pretty wild time-lapsed “person alone in woods builds cool shit” vids but this guy id all on his own. tiered farm, fish pond, traps, etc. just amazing. youtu.be/goFWimDAdJk?...
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Tesla's earnings show a dead husk of a company that Elon Musk is going to try to suck all the remaining value from, writes @ryanlcooper.com. But his cult of retail investors likely don't care.
prospect.org/2026/01/30/t...
prospect.org/2026/01/30/t...
Tesla’s Wile E. Coyote Moment Is Here - The American Prospect
But how long can Elon Musk keep running on air? Potentially quite a long time.
prospect.org
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Tesla's earnings show a dead husk of a company that Elon Musk is going to try to suck all the remaining value from, writes @ryanlcooper.com. But his cult of retail investors likely don't care.
prospect.org/2026/01/30/t...
prospect.org/2026/01/30/t...