The Young Chicago Pope
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The Young Chicago Pope
@zwmartin.bsky.social
the one closest to the front of the car, A
Okay so I need to know which drink is in the “front” if you’re the driver. (We’ve been having this debate for months.)
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
BOTTLED BLONDE kicked him out lmao. wild. before they got tossed out of town, they were known for their racist clothing policies too.
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
some bama fan tried telling me they won 17 titles… just shameless losers
MOST UNCLAIMED NATIONAL TITLES

According to Wiki from NCAA approved selectors.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Here's my full WGN appearance talking Bulls last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxR8...
Ricky O'Donnell Breaks Down Bulls Trade Deadline
YouTube video by WGN News
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
oops i did it again
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
lmao
For whoever could use this:
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
what fraud
WSJ: SpaceX trying to push the bag onto index investors ASAP.

Can’t describe how predatory this is and if index providers carve out an exception for them or other large IPOs it’ll be a huge hit to their credibility IMO.
Exclusive | SpaceX Seeks Early Index Entry as It Prepares Massive IPO
Advisers to company CEO Elon Musk have reached out to major index providers seeking ways to secure earlier inclusion in market benchmarks to lift shares
www.wsj.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
awww honey
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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The algorithm thinks I’ll pay almost 3x more than Bill
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
this was never about money or business. was simply a way to shudder any potential investigation into corporate/gov corruption and to try to control narratives. these clowns have so much money it doesn’t matter.
the Washington Post layoffs are awful in every regard. I am under no pretense that Trump-glazing collateral damage was intended as an intelligent biz decision. However, I want to address closing its sports desk.

If you want to do journalism that gets eyeballs, sports is the LAST desk to close.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Important context for those blessedly not in the know: these aren't just any MAHA 'farmers.'

Hannah Neeleman of Ballerina Farm is the single most successful marketer of tradwife content on the planet right now.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
a dozen jobs and cancer
They take and take and take and never give anything back
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The concept of "Western Civ" is largely fiction and the pitch clock is the MetLife Stadium of UCL ruptures
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
depends how far back you go… 1. a german beer master & revolutionary (48er) who wasn’t welcome in Germany anymore. came to America & founded Stegmaier brewery. 2. The other side was Irish & escaped English genocide. Don’t know much ‘til my grandpa was the legit side for the folks in The Irishman.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
the funny part is that tribalism has always demanded physically strong leaders who do their own dirty work, and all these clowns are county club soft.
I can't believe there really was/is a global elite cabal and their entire goal is to destroy global society and return to tribalism (and also to fuck children)
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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1. This 2016 exchange between Jeffrey Epstein and Peter Thiel is so essential, really gets to the heart of Epstein's project.
Epstein: brexit, just the beginning.
Thiel: Of what?
Epstein: return to tribalism... finding things on their way to collapse , was much easier than finding the next bargain
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
the “western civ” dorks forget Alexander and Roman generals gave their soldiers land for their service. and despite that, even they would openly revolt if pushed too far.
February 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
dominos has a two large pizzas for $12 total this week.
"adam tooze comes out as a treatler"

You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
saturday day date: Chinatown w a tatted baddie who is kinda a badass in the industry to show me the good shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
what could go wrong?
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM