Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
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Same lame tweets in a new home
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
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Somebody on TikTok asked why don’t we talk about yacht R&B and baby that’s just quiet storm. (And yacht rock is just R&B but with white people).
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Somebody on TikTok asked why don’t we talk about yacht R&B and baby that’s just quiet storm. (And yacht rock is just R&B but with white people).
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My nick name on the Dating Apps is Ghost Ride her.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My nick name on the Dating Apps is Ghost Ride her.
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Liam Neeson looking to do a racism:
I will find this man
Brisket burnt ends, headed to the smoker for that candied finish.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Liam Neeson looking to do a racism:
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Brisket burnt ends, headed to the smoker for that candied finish.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Brisket burnt ends, headed to the smoker for that candied finish.
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I must note again how charming this little faux LEGO Japanese coffee shop is with its light kit. It can be set to gently flicker so it has become my soothing nightlight.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I must note again how charming this little faux LEGO Japanese coffee shop is with its light kit. It can be set to gently flicker so it has become my soothing nightlight.
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1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers. Watch our new series, Encircled, and take advantage of our 25% Black Friday sale at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701cx00000QRRoLAAX
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead.
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead.
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
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(I have a special affinity for men who start to look like lesbians as they age anyway)
December 18, 2024 at 11:22 AM
(I have a special affinity for men who start to look like lesbians as they age anyway)
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We already know Gov is fat and we dgaf. That’s what happens when you have a healthy appetite for success.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We already know Gov is fat and we dgaf. That’s what happens when you have a healthy appetite for success.
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You know she left that remote like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know she left that remote like this
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We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
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They gon' deep fry some turkeys. Gotta be sure their shit is in order. 😂
Why are people calling about their insurance the day before Thanksgiving!??
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They gon' deep fry some turkeys. Gotta be sure their shit is in order. 😂
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For whoever needs to hear this…
You DO NOT have to talk to, be nice to, or engage with that cousin/aunt/uncle/parent/grandparent that is just gonna say a bunch of abhorrent shit.
You are not responsible for their lack of humanity. Go for a walk* instead.
*Do weed, drink, or call a friend
You DO NOT have to talk to, be nice to, or engage with that cousin/aunt/uncle/parent/grandparent that is just gonna say a bunch of abhorrent shit.
You are not responsible for their lack of humanity. Go for a walk* instead.
*Do weed, drink, or call a friend
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
For whoever needs to hear this…
You DO NOT have to talk to, be nice to, or engage with that cousin/aunt/uncle/parent/grandparent that is just gonna say a bunch of abhorrent shit.
You are not responsible for their lack of humanity. Go for a walk* instead.
*Do weed, drink, or call a friend
You DO NOT have to talk to, be nice to, or engage with that cousin/aunt/uncle/parent/grandparent that is just gonna say a bunch of abhorrent shit.
You are not responsible for their lack of humanity. Go for a walk* instead.
*Do weed, drink, or call a friend
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I also love how the Maui Invitational final is a 9:30 a.m. local tip.
What in the fuck are we doing here?
What in the fuck are we doing here?
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I also love how the Maui Invitational final is a 9:30 a.m. local tip.
What in the fuck are we doing here?
What in the fuck are we doing here?
“Innnnnnn the heat of the night.
Must be an ending to alllll”
Must be an ending to alllll”
a police car with the words i have had it with you
ALT: a police car with the words i have had it with you
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Innnnnnn the heat of the night.
Must be an ending to alllll”
Must be an ending to alllll”
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This is why I don’t play spades anymore. 😂Shit is never friendly IMO. I’ve seen couples get into full blown arguments. And she’s right you all suck as teachers.
And i DO NOT WANT to know how to play Spades. Yall are too aggressive and impatient 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is why I don’t play spades anymore. 😂Shit is never friendly IMO. I’ve seen couples get into full blown arguments. And she’s right you all suck as teachers.
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This should really be on a T-shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This should really be on a T-shirt.
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If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
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The Maui championship game should be at 10:30pm not 2:30pm
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Maui championship game should be at 10:30pm not 2:30pm
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Important Food Health and Safety message from MY PRESIDENT, Plies.
Algernod never lies.
Algernod never lies.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Important Food Health and Safety message from MY PRESIDENT, Plies.
Algernod never lies.
Algernod never lies.
The kid I knew who lived on the grounds of Stephen Douglas’s tomb had this on Sega Genesis
somebody I know had the game. what a time to be ALIVE
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The kid I knew who lived on the grounds of Stephen Douglas’s tomb had this on Sega Genesis
Had to go back and find this again.
She said your grandma must be blind as a bat.
She said your grandma must be blind as a bat.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Had to go back and find this again.
She said your grandma must be blind as a bat.
She said your grandma must be blind as a bat.