Dave Fauxtista
@whatyeahokay.blacksky.app
40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
Pinned
Is this a trap? 🪤🤨
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Is this a trap? 🪤🤨
HadMeInTheFirstHalf.gif
January 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Now I have to scratch the earworm and play Cherchez LaGhost.
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Now I have to scratch the earworm and play Cherchez LaGhost.
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
🤣
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
🤣
Oh wait.
a man in a hoodie is holding a red cup in his hand
ALT: a man in a hoodie is holding a red cup in his hand
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oh wait.
You definitely got the trouble you summoned. 🤣
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
You definitely got the trouble you summoned. 🤣
New heat dropped.
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
New heat dropped.
I’m here for equally funded but legislating equally treated is a fantasy.
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’m here for equally funded but legislating equally treated is a fantasy.
I have again conveniently forgotten the pro-integration arguments.
Oh and white people: this is another reason why many Black people don’t want you for a doctor and why we don’t trust the large majority of you.
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have again conveniently forgotten the pro-integration arguments.
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
You can't "reconcile" with ppl who've been trying to exterminate you for 500 years. Same fvckin song. Hang the DJ
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
You can't "reconcile" with ppl who've been trying to exterminate you for 500 years. Same fvckin song. Hang the DJ
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
The rimshot into smooth piano jazz just… 💀
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The rimshot into smooth piano jazz just… 💀
Oh lawd, they coming.
Extremely unusual that the Bluesky team is working late on a Sunday night to verify Canadian political parties and elected officials who are rumored to be mulling over a coordinated X ban with Australia and the UK.
When there's smoke, there's fire.
When there's smoke, there's fire.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh lawd, they coming.
Lane leaving here (the portal) with something.
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Lane leaving here (the portal) with something.
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
it's a really, really, really good get
Lane Kiffin finally has his QB for 2026.
Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social
Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social
Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
it's a really, really, really good get
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
This is wild. I knew Jr. was on the take, but mannnnn, that state fella was on a deeper level of star fucking.
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This is wild. I knew Jr. was on the take, but mannnnn, that state fella was on a deeper level of star fucking.
Dear autocorrect, what the fuck is “pres’s” ?
Kindly disassemble.
Kindly disassemble.
a box of insulated cups is labeled with the number c12 13
ALT: a box of insulated cups is labeled with the number c12 13
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Dear autocorrect, what the fuck is “pres’s” ?
Kindly disassemble.
Kindly disassemble.
Nurses late? Press that button!
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Nurses late? Press that button!