Dave Fauxtista
@whatyeahokay.blacksky.app
40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
Pinned
The other world class professionals in their prime couldn’t.
Someone really asked if a civilian could last a full round with PRIME MIKE TYSON?? Lol. Lmao. You will DIE.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The other world class professionals in their prime couldn’t.
No I mean that man that’s got you listening to this. 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
No I mean that man that’s got you listening to this. 🤣
How old was he?
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
How old was he?
I want Kelly and Hegseth in a cage fight.
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I want Kelly and Hegseth in a cage fight.
Shoutout to Iota Theta. 🔥🧊
Happy Founders’ Day to the Women of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc.
Please share.
#APA1906Network #DeltaSigmaTheta #D9
Please share.
#APA1906Network #DeltaSigmaTheta #D9
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Shoutout to Iota Theta. 🔥🧊
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Not just you.
a man wearing a hat is sitting in front of a television with his arms in the air
ALT: a man wearing a hat is sitting in front of a television with his arms in the air
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Not just you.
The app is running rough…
a man is looking under the hood of a car with the hood up .
ALT: a man is looking under the hood of a car with the hood up .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The app is running rough…
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
Love this.. I told my coworker oh you was outside outside and she was so confused 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Love this.. I told my coworker oh you was outside outside and she was so confused 🤣
My guy must be in AP class reading the paper with the teacher.
I am hollering 🤣
"It’s like he’s flipping burgers. One half he’s cooking, the other half is completely raw.”
This Eagles fan looks 12... but he's really like 45 🤣🤣🤣
"It’s like he’s flipping burgers. One half he’s cooking, the other half is completely raw.”
This Eagles fan looks 12... but he's really like 45 🤣🤣🤣
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My guy must be in AP class reading the paper with the teacher.
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
“To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious, is to be in a rage almost all the time. So that the first problem is how to control that rage so that it won’t destroy you.”
— James Baldwin
— James Baldwin
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious, is to be in a rage almost all the time. So that the first problem is how to control that rage so that it won’t destroy you.”
— James Baldwin
— James Baldwin
First Things First is just the right amount of silly I need with my sports talk.
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
First Things First is just the right amount of silly I need with my sports talk.
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
participants from Benin's Vodun Day Festival, celebrated every January 10th.
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
participants from Benin's Vodun Day Festival, celebrated every January 10th.
Is this a trap? 🪤🤨
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Is this a trap? 🪤🤨
HadMeInTheFirstHalf.gif
January 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
HadMeInTheFirstHalf.gif
Now I have to scratch the earworm and play Cherchez LaGhost.
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Now I have to scratch the earworm and play Cherchez LaGhost.
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
🤣
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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