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Dave Fauxtista
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40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
Pinned
I’ll think of a caption later.
Spr04.
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🤣
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
New heat dropped.
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I have again conveniently forgotten the pro-integration arguments.
Oh and white people: this is another reason why many Black people don’t want you for a doctor and why we don’t trust the large majority of you.
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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You can't "reconcile" with ppl who've been trying to exterminate you for 500 years. Same fvckin song. Hang the DJ
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The rimshot into smooth piano jazz just… 💀
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Oh lawd, they coming.
Extremely unusual that the Bluesky team is working late on a Sunday night to verify Canadian political parties and elected officials who are rumored to be mulling over a coordinated X ban with Australia and the UK.

When there's smoke, there's fire.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Lane leaving here (the portal) with something.
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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it's a really, really, really good get
Lane Kiffin finally has his QB for 2026.

Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social

Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Dear autocorrect, what the fuck is “pres’s” ?

Kindly disassemble.
a box of insulated cups is labeled with the number c12 13
ALT: a box of insulated cups is labeled with the number c12 13
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Not a dribble in sight 🥰🥰🥰
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Let me tell you how I got permission to do a project for my 8th grade art semester on this program, drawing my own stamps and recording Star Wars music and SFX to and from a cassette via Walkman using the N64 classic “Shadows of the Empire.” 🤣 Blew my teacher’s mind.
Kid Pix Studio Deluxe (1998)
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
JB: Can I keep it going?
The JBs: Yeah!
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Mille Jackson for K-TEL 1974
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Now Waze, I haven’t been to the office in a month. I never go to the office at this hour. No, I don’t need a route suggestion. Stop being thirsty.
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
“Caught you slipping. (2026)”
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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A reminder....
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
🥲
no new pictures
where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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🥹🥹
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Back at it.
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Oh good, a still. The Texans and the Rams are both the 5?
[Siciliano] Divisional Weekend

Saturday:
Bills at Broncos
49ers at Seahawks

Sunday:
Rams at Bears
Texans/Steelers at Patriots
twitter.com/AndrewSicili...
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM