Dave Fauxtista
@whatyeahokay.blacksky.app
40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
Pinned
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Darwin still handing them thangs out, huh.
🤣
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
🤣
New heat dropped.
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
New heat dropped.
I have again conveniently forgotten the pro-integration arguments.
Oh and white people: this is another reason why many Black people don’t want you for a doctor and why we don’t trust the large majority of you.
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have again conveniently forgotten the pro-integration arguments.
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
You can't "reconcile" with ppl who've been trying to exterminate you for 500 years. Same fvckin song. Hang the DJ
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
You can't "reconcile" with ppl who've been trying to exterminate you for 500 years. Same fvckin song. Hang the DJ
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The rimshot into smooth piano jazz just… 💀
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The rimshot into smooth piano jazz just… 💀
Oh lawd, they coming.
Extremely unusual that the Bluesky team is working late on a Sunday night to verify Canadian political parties and elected officials who are rumored to be mulling over a coordinated X ban with Australia and the UK.
When there's smoke, there's fire.
When there's smoke, there's fire.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh lawd, they coming.
Lane leaving here (the portal) with something.
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Lane leaving here (the portal) with something.
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it's a really, really, really good get
Lane Kiffin finally has his QB for 2026.
Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social
Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social
Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
it's a really, really, really good get
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
Dear autocorrect, what the fuck is “pres’s” ?
Kindly disassemble.
Kindly disassemble.
a box of insulated cups is labeled with the number c12 13
ALT: a box of insulated cups is labeled with the number c12 13
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Dear autocorrect, what the fuck is “pres’s” ?
Kindly disassemble.
Kindly disassemble.
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Not a dribble in sight 🥰🥰🥰
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Not a dribble in sight 🥰🥰🥰
Let me tell you how I got permission to do a project for my 8th grade art semester on this program, drawing my own stamps and recording Star Wars music and SFX to and from a cassette via Walkman using the N64 classic “Shadows of the Empire.” 🤣 Blew my teacher’s mind.
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Let me tell you how I got permission to do a project for my 8th grade art semester on this program, drawing my own stamps and recording Star Wars music and SFX to and from a cassette via Walkman using the N64 classic “Shadows of the Empire.” 🤣 Blew my teacher’s mind.
JB: Can I keep it going?
The JBs: Yeah!
The JBs: Yeah!
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
JB: Can I keep it going?
The JBs: Yeah!
The JBs: Yeah!
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Mille Jackson for K-TEL 1974
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Mille Jackson for K-TEL 1974
Now Waze, I haven’t been to the office in a month. I never go to the office at this hour. No, I don’t need a route suggestion. Stop being thirsty.
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Now Waze, I haven’t been to the office in a month. I never go to the office at this hour. No, I don’t need a route suggestion. Stop being thirsty.
“Caught you slipping. (2026)”
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
“Caught you slipping. (2026)”
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A reminder....
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
A reminder....
🥲
no new pictures
where are you mentally?
where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
🥲
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
Reposted by Dave Fauxtista
The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
Oh good, a still. The Texans and the Rams are both the 5?
[Siciliano] Divisional Weekend
Saturday:
Bills at Broncos
49ers at Seahawks
Sunday:
Rams at Bears
Texans/Steelers at Patriots
twitter.com/AndrewSicili...
Saturday:
Bills at Broncos
49ers at Seahawks
Sunday:
Rams at Bears
Texans/Steelers at Patriots
twitter.com/AndrewSicili...
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Oh good, a still. The Texans and the Rams are both the 5?