Dave Fauxtista
@whatyeahokay.blacksky.app
40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
New heat dropped.
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
New heat dropped.
I need one of those backups from the commercial.
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I need one of those backups from the commercial.
It’s like a black hole, ok!
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It’s like a black hole, ok!
There’s a mental health situation on top of the ChicFilA down the road. *Oprah hands*
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
There’s a mental health situation on top of the ChicFilA down the road. *Oprah hands*
Free Smoothie Dayyyy *chair groove*
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Free Smoothie Dayyyy *chair groove*
Oh, Starter. You taunt me so.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Oh, Starter. You taunt me so.
Scotch and tv until Mr. Sandman gets me.
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Scotch and tv until Mr. Sandman gets me.
Light toasting, please.
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Light toasting, please.
This was him Dec 2021 when I took him to a park where their kind are allowed, lol
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This was him Dec 2021 when I took him to a park where their kind are allowed, lol
A nice change up from bike activity. #BPR #BlackSkyFitness #Peloton
Now I can get smelly with this guy.
Now I can get smelly with this guy.
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A nice change up from bike activity. #BPR #BlackSkyFitness #Peloton
Now I can get smelly with this guy.
Now I can get smelly with this guy.
Kinda perfectly at eye level. TV in use by child on couch. Let’s see how long she puts up with the treadmill noise.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Kinda perfectly at eye level. TV in use by child on couch. Let’s see how long she puts up with the treadmill noise.
The little proud treasures they hold on to. ❤️
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The little proud treasures they hold on to. ❤️
Couldn’t find those popular blueberry cheesecake croissants at Costco, buuut these are the devil. (complimentary)
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Couldn’t find those popular blueberry cheesecake croissants at Costco, buuut these are the devil. (complimentary)
“I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
Let someone approach the dais…
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Let someone approach the dais…
Aww here go the fun police.
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Aww here go the fun police.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
*hears the trash truck and realizes he forgot*
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
*hears the trash truck and realizes he forgot*