Dave Fauxtista
@whatyeahokay.blacksky.app
40something into tech, gaming, food, music, news, science, wrasslin’, sports, and these jokes. Ruiner of trivia nights. Once finished a can of Murray’s. 💍👶🏽👶🏽⚜️☕️🐅🎶🤙🏽
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
kthxbi/730/537 elder. Screwston adjacent.
Happy for you!
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Happy for you!
I saw the Houston Marathon finishers and wondered if you were participating!
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I saw the Houston Marathon finishers and wondered if you were participating!
The Epidermis Echelon.
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The Epidermis Echelon.
When you aren’t beholden to any laws, it doesn’t matter what you are.
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
When you aren’t beholden to any laws, it doesn’t matter what you are.
Bless the people who work with the littles.
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Bless the people who work with the littles.
Are they still stealing from you?!? You don’t have any blood left!
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Are they still stealing from you?!? You don’t have any blood left!
Red juice out, red juice in.
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Red juice out, red juice in.
Because being clear that this is a civil war means you might have to fight back.
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Because being clear that this is a civil war means you might have to fight back.
His affliction is somehow generally harmless but also directly insulting.
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
His affliction is somehow generally harmless but also directly insulting.
No I mean that man that’s got you listening to this. 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
No I mean that man that’s got you listening to this. 🤣
How old was he?
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
How old was he?