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I tempt the whatever from high atop the thing. #SicEm

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · Nov 8

Everyone can skeet what they want, but I’m probably going to curate my feed quite a bit differently over here. I love everyone, but if your skeets aren’t the vibe I want, I’m going to mute you. I still love you, feel free to DM.

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · Nov 8

One thing I’m not gonna do, is add news folks to my feed. So Rupar and Acyn…not gonna have y’all Debbie Downer my feed 😂

Phil Lewis, you can stay.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 49m

Santa Claus but they hate him in Philadelphia

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h

Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 2h

Let’s hear her side of the story

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2h

abcnews.go.com/US/woman-all...

Woman allegedly used dating apps to rob older men, say police

Adva Lavie has been accused of using dating apps to meet older men and burglarize their homes in LA, according to police.

abcnews.go.com

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 2h

"Hell Is a World Without You," (2024)

No for real, almost this exact thing happening a few decades prior is what inspired that book. Even happens to be set in Central PA tbh

Juliette Rihl @julietterihl.bsky.social · 3h

I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...

Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon

In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'

www.pennlive.com

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 4h

I’m just thinking about how these student loans aren’t getting paid back if I die

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 4h

Bro, I’m going to need you to start using the code phrases

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 4h

Express Scripts wants pre authorization for my long acting insulin for the 3rd time in 2 years, Sallie Mae probably would have something to say about that if they knew.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 4h

Y’all think our student loan servicers know how much we’re getting charged for healthcare insurance and how little we get out of it? Have to think they wouldn’t care for that.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 20h

I will make this sacrifice for Dua Lipa and Dua Lipa alone.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 20h

But that’s just the perils of dating artistic women… they might immortalize you

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 20h

I can’t wait for Shane Gillis to not be popular enough to be in commercials anymore.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 21h

A cute spotted gecko smiling with a caption that says “it could happen today” but the “day” has a line through it and “morrow” has been badly written in its place.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 22h

Let me know if anyone needs a nudge

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 22h

PETEY PAB MOTHERFUCKAAAA

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 23h

Does Saban have any analyst positions at College Gameday?

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 23h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 23h

It’s called cerebral swelling and it’s dangerous

Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 1d

Did FS1 really make an ad saying watching Wake Up Barstool will make your brain bigger

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think he knows that you wrote it

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder how long it would take to get Carvana AI Shaq twin to say something egregiously horny.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t

Email I got from Carvana that says “Shaq’s AI twin wants to talk cars with you!” There’s a picture of Shaq smiling in front of his computer with text that says “Chat with Shaq’s A.I. Twin.”

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson is going to have congress buy the Betsy Ross museum just so he can change the rule about not fucking the flag.

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 1d

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

Here are some synonyms:

Deflation == recession
Hyper-deflation == depression

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

ANDREESSEN: Even if AI ends up destroying all the jobs, “the result would be hyper-deflation of prices, which is the thing that people miss. .. Things that today cost a lot of money will all of a sudden be cheap or free.”

@fortune.com
fortune.com/2025/10/08/b...

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

I have a theory about one of these

Barron’s headline on AppleNews that says “how Costco, Sam’s Club, and BJ’s won over America.”

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Cat9 @cat9.bsky.social · 2d

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

You might have to hide out underground with the moles for a while.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1d

Surprise, he’s 22 years old