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I tempt the whatever from high atop the thing. #SicEm

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · Nov 8

Everyone can skeet what they want, but I’m probably going to curate my feed quite a bit differently over here. I love everyone, but if your skeets aren’t the vibe I want, I’m going to mute you. I still love you, feel free to DM.

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · Nov 8

One thing I’m not gonna do, is add news folks to my feed. So Rupar and Acyn…not gonna have y’all Debbie Downer my feed 😂

Phil Lewis, you can stay.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 3h

I will make this sacrifice for Dua Lipa and Dua Lipa alone.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 3h

But that’s just the perils of dating artistic women… they might immortalize you

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 3h

I can’t wait for Shane Gillis to not be popular enough to be in commercials anymore.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 4h

A cute spotted gecko smiling with a caption that says “it could happen today” but the “day” has a line through it and “morrow” has been badly written in its place.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 5h

Let me know if anyone needs a nudge

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 5h

PETEY PAB MOTHERFUCKAAAA

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 6h

Does Saban have any analyst positions at College Gameday?

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 7h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 7h

It’s called cerebral swelling and it’s dangerous

Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 7h

Did FS1 really make an ad saying watching Wake Up Barstool will make your brain bigger

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t think he knows that you wrote it

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10h

Oh my god

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10h

I wonder how long it would take to get Carvana AI Shaq twin to say something egregiously horny.

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t

Email I got from Carvana that says “Shaq’s AI twin wants to talk cars with you!” There’s a picture of Shaq smiling in front of his computer with text that says “Chat with Shaq’s A.I. Twin.”

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11h

Mike Johnson is going to have congress buy the Betsy Ross museum just so he can change the rule about not fucking the flag.

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 12h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 11h

Here are some synonyms:

Deflation == recession
Hyper-deflation == depression

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12h

ANDREESSEN: Even if AI ends up destroying all the jobs, “the result would be hyper-deflation of prices, which is the thing that people miss. .. Things that today cost a lot of money will all of a sudden be cheap or free.”

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