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Starting a new thread of great NBA action shots for 25-26. #NBAsky

📸 Jesse Garrabrant @jdgimages on IG
Matt Rhule extension update:
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Are they booing their gimpy backup QB in Lincoln?
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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not a substack
five bucks for a lot of good times
independent, I talk smack
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Sure the economy is fucked, but please make sure you’re all good little consumers today so the CEOs of all these massive tech companies and big box stores can donate to political campaigns that work super hard to make sure you have less money.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Making my first ever legal canibus purchase, ask me anything.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Inventing a time machine for the sole purpose of attending a Bad Brains / Goo Goo Dolls show
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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📸 Sean Daniel / @1shotsean on IG
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Inventing a time machine for the sole purpose of attending a Bad Brains / Goo Goo Dolls show
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Contrast these ledes.

Left, NYT.

Right, Reuters.

www.reuters.com/world/us/off...
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
War Pigs
Cult of Personality
Excursions
Bright Yellow Gun
Almost Automatic
Feiticeira
Rehab
Hangover Game
Where the Streets Have No Name
Cherub Rock
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s not a Pennsylvania Christmas unless a spotted lantern fly falls out of your tree when you get home from the farm.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Please, Kon Knueppel. Don't do this. The man has a family.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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“But also I feel like Christians should be the first people to fight for this,” “[...]This is basic, basic stuff. Christians have always been people who are supposed to be there for the marginalized, the people that are being hurt by systems, the people that don’t have a voice.”
NEW: Earlier this month, I spent the day with the Luhmanns — a family rooted in theologically conservative Christianity.

In the morning, the homeschooled teenage sons tracked ICE.

In the afternoon, the mother aided an immigrant mother whose partner was deported. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
How one conservative Christian family is pushing back against ICE
A coalition of activists, everyday citizens and people of faith — including theologically conservative Christians — who have pooled resources and learned new technologies to mount an effort they say i...
religionnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Wrote about that viral blog which claimed that the poverty line for a family of 4 is $140,000, a ridiculous number buttressed by a lot of good arguments. www.jezebel.com/consumer-sen...
The True Poverty Line Is not $140,000, But It’s Still Shockingly High
A semi-viral post claiming the poverty line is $140,000 may be BS, but the precariousness Americans feel in everyday life is very real.
www.jezebel.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Liverpool fan. He's had a rough few months, give him some grace.
Yeah yeah, it’s about to be Thanksgiving. You know who doesn’t care?

Everybody outside the little 343 million US citizens on this planet. That’s almost 7,9 BILLION people.

So please, lay it off with your turkeys and pumpkin pies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thinking about successful Mormon coaches leaving their alma maters
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
People on here will skeet anything. "Snarf had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
Why was the Thundercats call to arms "ho"
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
yo @theatlantic.com you guys are on top of this one right
NEW: A Harvard study found that the children of women who contracted COVID-19 while pregnant may be at an increased risk for autism and other neurodevelopmental diagnoses, raising new concerns about the CDC’s decision to stop recommending the vaccine to pregnant women.
Amid Confusing CDC Guidance About Vaccines, Study Highlights New Risk of COVID-19 During Pregnancy
A Harvard study found that the children of women who contracted COVID-19 while pregnant may be at an increased risk for autism and other diagnoses, raising new concerns about the CDC’s decision to stop recommending the vaccine to pregnant women.
www.propublica.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM