Kelly Dwyer
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www.kdonhoops.com No relation to Doug "The Second-Deadliest Man Alive" Dwyer
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Killed a cop as a teenager. My friend Craig Keller broke this story for Chicago Magazine, circa 1996. Don’t have that article handy but here’s a brief Police Memorial Foundation item: cpdmemorial.org/fallen-offic...
Patrolman Albert Horace Brown | Star #2806 | Chicago Police Memorial Foundation
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javier milei setlist fm
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Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.
Left: Johnny Cash wearing a pink feather boa, a sparkly gold ascot, and gold glasses with pink feathers at the temples.

Right: Elton John in a black cowboy hat and leather jacket over a plaid shirt.
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yeah I heard that
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you can vote without voting for president
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what an unbelievable thing to say
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Matt Shaw and Justin Turner looking giddier than Erika Kirk
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I think we might have had an idea cocaine would be the drug of the late 70s when this album (the official soundtrack to the 1976 Innsbruck Winter Games) was released. Absolute lunacy. Maybe the double meaning of the title should have clued people in.
White Rock (From "White Rock" Soundtrack)
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Ricketts is funding one with the other.
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Chicago October 2025: "Are the helicopters over my house this evening because of the Cubs playoff game or is it the federal government doing extrajudicial kidnappings?"
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clyde [cackling]: ahhh, the old face trick
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man, you got this. follow through.
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my reflex is to get the man at first but that's just me, built w/ fundamentals
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oh baby, the classic comb n' paper tone, can't get away from it
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Baseball is all about not being the last guy to not fuck up
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the Dodgers are the Steve Lukather of baseball teams (antagonistic)
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the 1994 labor impasse looking like Reagan's chart lines
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I was there for one in 1988, right in the yuppies' faces, it nearly made a Met fan out of me
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They'd do this to Darryl Strawberry and he'd hit one like 983 ft.
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The Wrigley Field crowd is giving Peralta loud, exaggerated "FREDDDDY!" chants as he works in the first inning.
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thus ending the streak, it turns out

at least he got that 1990s money for it though
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me: how do u respond to allegations that u are if the band jet was a guy

milei:
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take a load off, for free!
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but I'm sure Diet Coke sent him a few cases