katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
lol and also lmao
Report: Packers to name Luke Getsy QBs coach.
Report: Packers to name Luke Getsy QBs coach
Green Bay is going with an internal option for its next quarterbacks coach.
www.nbcsports.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
lol and also lmao
my dad said, "of course, you're always welcome, we love having you guys here! and you can help with our computer problems"
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
my dad said, "of course, you're always welcome, we love having you guys here! and you can help with our computer problems"
see you friday, suburbia
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
see you friday, suburbia
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter
Trump threatens to support primaries against Republicans who vote against tariffs
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter
the idea of dr. oz's valentine's day party in general is gross enough, even if there was no association with epstein here, but since there is
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
the idea of dr. oz's valentine's day party in general is gross enough, even if there was no association with epstein here, but since there is
they stole my menu (i’d swap the martini tho)
lol. Restaurant in region offering a “galentines” “girl dinner” that’s a martini, truffle fries, chicken ceasar, cheesecake slice. And lol. L. O. L.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
they stole my menu (i’d swap the martini tho)
a few cubs players and i have done the "smile while passing each other" move outside wrigley
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
a few cubs players and i have done the "smile while passing each other" move outside wrigley
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
he had the geek squad come and the slashes around “printer update” are cracking me up, i’ve never seen him do that before
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
he had the geek squad come and the slashes around “printer update” are cracking me up, i’ve never seen him do that before
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
why, did something happen
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
why, did something happen
fellow 90s icon freddie prinze jr. is the other immediate answer
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
fellow 90s icon freddie prinze jr. is the other immediate answer
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
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just circling back on this
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
just circling back on this
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
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Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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none of these words are in the bible
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
none of these words are in the bible
(it is perfectly reasonable for her to be busy i’m just being dramatic)
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
(it is perfectly reasonable for her to be busy i’m just being dramatic)
i decided to call my mom and she was doing something and couldn't talk???
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i decided to call my mom and she was doing something and couldn't talk???
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
considering joining a rec league bowling team for the mid-fall because it's in the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time