katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
(it is perfectly reasonable for her to be busy i’m just being dramatic)
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
(it is perfectly reasonable for her to be busy i’m just being dramatic)
i decided to call my mom and she was doing something and couldn't talk???
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i decided to call my mom and she was doing something and couldn't talk???
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
considering joining a rec league bowling team for the mid-fall because it's in the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
i very much do not want to read his paper on free will
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
i very much do not want to read his paper on free will
it was not, that guy was creepy but not a criminal (as far as i know)
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
it was not, that guy was creepy but not a criminal (as far as i know)
“hi internet moms and dads” is a bit for me but also there’s a reason i publicly check in if i’m out with someone i met from an app, you can’t be too careful
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
“hi internet moms and dads” is a bit for me but also there’s a reason i publicly check in if i’m out with someone i met from an app, you can’t be too careful
he appears to be lying about his age on the apps, which is bad enough but pales when you find out the rest
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
he appears to be lying about his age on the apps, which is bad enough but pales when you find out the rest
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
Daywatch: After 30 years, man freed in Barrington murder-dismemberment case
Good morning, Chicago. Here are the top stories you need to know to start your day.
www.chicagotribune.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
extreme same
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
extreme same
i'm jealous tbh
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
i'm jealous tbh
yes!! there would be immediate efforts to get them help and immediate concern about what had happened
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
yes!! there would be immediate efforts to get them help and immediate concern about what had happened
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
it’s not as tho i thought anyone in his life cared about him at all (rightfully so) but every time he posts it just really drives the point home
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
it’s not as tho i thought anyone in his life cared about him at all (rightfully so) but every time he posts it just really drives the point home
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
i completely understand haha
lmk if you need neighborhood food/drink recs!
lmk if you need neighborhood food/drink recs!
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i completely understand haha
lmk if you need neighborhood food/drink recs!
lmk if you need neighborhood food/drink recs!
okay in that case i would go saturday afternoon, with sunday afternoon as a second choice
friday night would probably be fun but summer fridays in general in wrigleyville are gonna be a lot of bros everywhere making choices
friday night would probably be fun but summer fridays in general in wrigleyville are gonna be a lot of bros everywhere making choices
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
okay in that case i would go saturday afternoon, with sunday afternoon as a second choice
friday night would probably be fun but summer fridays in general in wrigleyville are gonna be a lot of bros everywhere making choices
friday night would probably be fun but summer fridays in general in wrigleyville are gonna be a lot of bros everywhere making choices
here to help!!
christina is it a weekend or a weekday and do you know who the opposing team would be
christina is it a weekend or a weekday and do you know who the opposing team would be
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
here to help!!
christina is it a weekend or a weekday and do you know who the opposing team would be
christina is it a weekend or a weekday and do you know who the opposing team would be
marquee apparently added dave wannstedt to the staff for bears analysis so i am obligated to share the anecdote that he was once the featured guest at a dinner my dad went to and upon meeting him, my dad said, "offense sells tickets, defense wins games"
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
this is great news for my dad, who likes to remind people that “offense sells tickets, defense wins games”
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
this is great news for my dad, who likes to remind people that “offense sells tickets, defense wins games”
i just got assigned this story to summarize at work, what a time
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
i just got assigned this story to summarize at work, what a time
nickelodeon got in on the content too
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
nickelodeon got in on the content too