katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
why, did something happen
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
why, did something happen
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
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just circling back on this
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
just circling back on this
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
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Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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none of these words are in the bible
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
none of these words are in the bible
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
considering joining a rec league bowling team for the mid-fall because it's in the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
Daywatch: After 30 years, man freed in Barrington murder-dismemberment case
Good morning, Chicago. Here are the top stories you need to know to start your day.
www.chicagotribune.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
this is great news for my dad, who likes to remind people that “offense sells tickets, defense wins games”
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
this is great news for my dad, who likes to remind people that “offense sells tickets, defense wins games”
nickelodeon got in on the content too
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
nickelodeon got in on the content too
a friend sent me a link to a tweet so i opened the other site for a minute and saw three posts about the toilet paper usa halftime show, which i think were intended to be in favor of it but just made it sound so weird and bad (which, duh)
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
a friend sent me a link to a tweet so i opened the other site for a minute and saw three posts about the toilet paper usa halftime show, which i think were intended to be in favor of it but just made it sound so weird and bad (which, duh)
a field of green grass, you say
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
a field of green grass, you say
lmao i was just telling my friends this guy was probably having a bad time and here he is to confirm it!
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
lmao i was just telling my friends this guy was probably having a bad time and here he is to confirm it!
i didn't really care about the outcome of this game but new super bowl champion julian love went to high school in and now in the offseason lives in my hometown so congrats to him
Naz grad Julian Love makes Super Bowl debut on Sunday - Riverside-Brookfield Landmark
Strong safety Julian Love will enjoy another football milestone with the Seattle Seahawks Sunday, Feb. 8.The 2016 Nazareth Academy graduate and offseason LaGrange Park resident makes his Super Bowl de...
www.rblandmark.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
i didn't really care about the outcome of this game but new super bowl champion julian love went to high school in and now in the offseason lives in my hometown so congrats to him
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
a jesus ad is also literally
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
a jesus ad is also literally
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
cross-promotion: you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code JESUSAD
what’s the over/under on how long until the (first?) he gets us ad
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
cross-promotion: you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code JESUSAD