katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
doin’ a snooze
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
doin’ a snooze
the ben & jerry's dulche de-lish sundae ice cream is good, would recommend
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
the ben & jerry's dulche de-lish sundae ice cream is good, would recommend
me at 9:45: "i'll pack at 10"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
me at 9:45: "i'll pack at 10"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
TFW preschool occurred 6 years before Sabrina Carpenter was even born
while we’re talking about people we met as kids, @marnieshure.bsky.social and i met in preschool and @samdewese.bsky.social and i met in kindergarten
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
TFW preschool occurred 6 years before Sabrina Carpenter was even born
while we’re talking about people we met as kids, @marnieshure.bsky.social and i met in preschool and @samdewese.bsky.social and i met in kindergarten
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
while we’re talking about people we met as kids, @marnieshure.bsky.social and i met in preschool and @samdewese.bsky.social and i met in kindergarten
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
…20
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
…20
our secretary of health and human services!
what a country
what a country
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
our secretary of health and human services!
what a country
what a country
most people i knew in any capacity in any year of school are now people i’d consider “say happy birthday to each other on facebook” or “like a picture of their dog or baby on instagram” friends, with another tier below that of “read their social media updates only because i’m nosy”
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
most people i knew in any capacity in any year of school are now people i’d consider “say happy birthday to each other on facebook” or “like a picture of their dog or baby on instagram” friends, with another tier below that of “read their social media updates only because i’m nosy”
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
lol and also lmao
Report: Packers to name Luke Getsy QBs coach.
Report: Packers to name Luke Getsy QBs coach
Green Bay is going with an internal option for its next quarterbacks coach.
www.nbcsports.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
lol and also lmao
see you friday, suburbia
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
see you friday, suburbia
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter
Trump threatens to support primaries against Republicans who vote against tariffs
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter
the idea of dr. oz's valentine's day party in general is gross enough, even if there was no association with epstein here, but since there is
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
the idea of dr. oz's valentine's day party in general is gross enough, even if there was no association with epstein here, but since there is
they stole my menu (i’d swap the martini tho)
lol. Restaurant in region offering a “galentines” “girl dinner” that’s a martini, truffle fries, chicken ceasar, cheesecake slice. And lol. L. O. L.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
they stole my menu (i’d swap the martini tho)
a few cubs players and i have done the "smile while passing each other" move outside wrigley
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
a few cubs players and i have done the "smile while passing each other" move outside wrigley
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
he had the geek squad come and the slashes around “printer update” are cracking me up, i’ve never seen him do that before
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
he had the geek squad come and the slashes around “printer update” are cracking me up, i’ve never seen him do that before
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
why, did something happen
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
why, did something happen
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
just circling back on this
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
just circling back on this
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
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Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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