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katie dzwierzynski
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“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat

yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns

no to vegetables and cold weather

news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er

go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
lol and also lmao
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
see you friday, suburbia
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter
Trump threatens to support primaries against Republicans who vote against tariffs
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
the idea of dr. oz's valentine's day party in general is gross enough, even if there was no association with epstein here, but since there is
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
they stole my menu (i’d swap the martini tho)
lol. Restaurant in region offering a “galentines” “girl dinner” that’s a martini, truffle fries, chicken ceasar, cheesecake slice. And lol. L. O. L.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
a few cubs players and i have done the "smile while passing each other" move outside wrigley

also like i said the other day, lionel richie and i were going through security at LAX at the same time but we didn't interact
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?

Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
he had the geek squad come and the slashes around “printer update” are cracking me up, i’ve never seen him do that before
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
dawson’s creek had an actor who shared my birthday and an actress named katie, as a teen who watched it for the first time in reruns on tbs, that was all i needed
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
why, did something happen
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
you’ll always be one of my first answers to “which celeb shares your birthday,” james van der beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
just circling back on this
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
literal (part of a) skeleton in the closet, casual
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i do not love to turn on the late-morning news and see the first story is about someone getting shot during a carjacking a few blocks from my apartment
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i have a tension headache and i wish i didn’t
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
??????????????????
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
none of these words are in the bible
If I ever ask for this call the police
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
having a real strong "i want my mommy" morning
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
considering joining a rec league bowling team for the mid-fall because it's in the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
Daywatch: After 30 years, man freed in Barrington murder-dismemberment case
Good morning, Chicago. Here are the top stories you need to know to start your day.
www.chicagotribune.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM