katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i understand it’s a new feature here but i didn’t believe in having drafts when i was writing essays in school and i don’t believe in having them when i’m writing posts now, stream-of-consciousness sharing is the genuine kdzwierzynski experience™
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
considering joining a rec league bowling team for the mid-fall because it's in the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i didn’t end up doing this but now i’m considering doing a spring one before beach volleyball starts because i need to do something with some of my time
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
Daywatch: After 30 years, man freed in Barrington murder-dismemberment case
Good morning, Chicago. Here are the top stories you need to know to start your day.
www.chicagotribune.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
this has been making the rounds in some local facebook groups i’m in because he’s on dating apps, i saw him the other day (before this story) and immediately got bad vibes
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
bentley has seemed a little stiffer today after having a good week last week but he has found a supreme level of relaxation
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
if a friend or family member of yours posted even 1/10th of the unhinged babble the president does you’d log them off immediately forever and contact health professionals
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
it's giving "we have full confidence in [soon-to-be-fired coach]"
this is great news for my dad, who likes to remind people that “offense sells tickets, defense wins games”
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
this is great news for my dad, who likes to remind people that “offense sells tickets, defense wins games”
nickelodeon got in on the content too
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
nickelodeon got in on the content too
a friend sent me a link to a tweet so i opened the other site for a minute and saw three posts about the toilet paper usa halftime show, which i think were intended to be in favor of it but just made it sound so weird and bad (which, duh)
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
a friend sent me a link to a tweet so i opened the other site for a minute and saw three posts about the toilet paper usa halftime show, which i think were intended to be in favor of it but just made it sound so weird and bad (which, duh)
a field of green grass, you say
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
a field of green grass, you say
lmao i was just telling my friends this guy was probably having a bad time and here he is to confirm it!
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
lmao i was just telling my friends this guy was probably having a bad time and here he is to confirm it!
i didn't really care about the outcome of this game but new super bowl champion julian love went to high school in and now in the offseason lives in my hometown so congrats to him
Naz grad Julian Love makes Super Bowl debut on Sunday - Riverside-Brookfield Landmark
Strong safety Julian Love will enjoy another football milestone with the Seattle Seahawks Sunday, Feb. 8.The 2016 Nazareth Academy graduate and offseason LaGrange Park resident makes his Super Bowl de...
www.rblandmark.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
i didn't really care about the outcome of this game but new super bowl champion julian love went to high school in and now in the offseason lives in my hometown so congrats to him
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
a jesus ad is also literally
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
a jesus ad is also literally
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
cross promotion my content has LAYERS
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
cross-promotion: you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code JESUSAD
what’s the over/under on how long until the (first?) he gets us ad
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
cross-promotion: you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code JESUSAD
who had “barely any time left in the broadcast”
what’s the over/under on how long until the (first?) he gets us ad
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
who had “barely any time left in the broadcast”
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage
lol what was that
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
lol what was that
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
PBS kids is sending me
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
PBS kids is sending me
for real now
patriots are cooked
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
for real now
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
i’ve been thinking recently that all the glp-1 ads with celebs are triggering as someone with disordered eating habits
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i’ve been thinking recently that all the glp-1 ads with celebs are triggering as someone with disordered eating habits
drake maye regret that one
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
drake maye regret that one
i can't explain it but something about the illustrations and the voice in the red bull ads has always made me very uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
i can't explain it but something about the illustrations and the voice in the red bull ads has always made me very uncomfortable
okay why are we seeing it again
matthew broderick, aren’t you better than an AI ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
okay why are we seeing it again