katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
Pinned
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
i brought a puzzle home to build while i'm here and i just determined the length of the desk in my room is exactly the length of said puzzle when completed, which means i can work on it while sitting in a chair instead of sitting on the floor and making my back mad, how exciting
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i brought a puzzle home to build while i'm here and i just determined the length of the desk in my room is exactly the length of said puzzle when completed, which means i can work on it while sitting in a chair instead of sitting on the floor and making my back mad, how exciting
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south carolina baseball already in midseason form (derogatory)
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
south carolina baseball already in midseason form (derogatory)
for the second trip in a row, i know I grabbed multiple pairs of jeans when i was packing and yet i somehow only brought one with me
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
for the second trip in a row, i know I grabbed multiple pairs of jeans when i was packing and yet i somehow only brought one with me
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happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2024 at 10:21 PM
happy valentine’s day
would you like a pizza my heart
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
would you like a pizza my heart
my parents and i are eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
pretty good friday night tbh
pretty good friday night tbh
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
my parents and i are eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
pretty good friday night tbh
pretty good friday night tbh
30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...
i’m again recycling this picture from two years ago
i’m recycling last year’s picture because i’m lazy but happy college baseball opening day to those who celebrate
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i’m again recycling this picture from two years ago
lol my dad
"i have just two tech things for you to help me with next week"
"help me with" is doing a lot of work there but i am ready to resume my tech support role
"i have just two tech things for you to help me with next week"
"help me with" is doing a lot of work there but i am ready to resume my tech support role
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol my dad
"i have just two tech things for you to help me with next week"
"help me with" is doing a lot of work there but i am ready to resume my tech support role
"i have just two tech things for you to help me with next week"
"help me with" is doing a lot of work there but i am ready to resume my tech support role
south carolina baseball already in midseason form (derogatory)
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
south carolina baseball already in midseason form (derogatory)
i remembered this morning that south carolina was doing a doubleheader starting early today and then i forgot/was busy for the first game but i'm tuned in now so start doing some scoring, gamecocks
happy college baseball opening day to all who celebrate
happy college baseball opening day to all who celebrate
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i remembered this morning that south carolina was doing a doubleheader starting early today and then i forgot/was busy for the first game but i'm tuned in now so start doing some scoring, gamecocks
happy college baseball opening day to all who celebrate
happy college baseball opening day to all who celebrate
i brought cupcakes and a heart-shaped lou malnati’s pizza to my parents’ house and my dad was like “don’t worry, we can definitely take care of these”
something something apples and trees
something something apples and trees
February 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
i brought cupcakes and a heart-shaped lou malnati’s pizza to my parents’ house and my dad was like “don’t worry, we can definitely take care of these”
something something apples and trees
something something apples and trees
y'all remember my little unidentified leak in the kitchen wall situation from this summer that was fixed even tho they never figured out what the issue actually was
there is now a big crack elsewhere on the same wall, which seems bad
there is now a big crack elsewhere on the same wall, which seems bad
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
y'all remember my little unidentified leak in the kitchen wall situation from this summer that was fixed even tho they never figured out what the issue actually was
there is now a big crack elsewhere on the same wall, which seems bad
there is now a big crack elsewhere on the same wall, which seems bad
doin’ a snooze
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
doin’ a snooze
the ben & jerry's dulche de-lish sundae ice cream is good, would recommend
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
the ben & jerry's dulche de-lish sundae ice cream is good, would recommend
me at 9:45: "i'll pack at 10"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
me at 9:45: "i'll pack at 10"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
me, now, looking at the clock: "ah, 10:02, missed it. i'll pack at 10:15"
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TFW preschool occurred 6 years before Sabrina Carpenter was even born
while we’re talking about people we met as kids, @marnieshure.bsky.social and i met in preschool and @samdewese.bsky.social and i met in kindergarten
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
TFW preschool occurred 6 years before Sabrina Carpenter was even born
while we’re talking about people we met as kids, @marnieshure.bsky.social and i met in preschool and @samdewese.bsky.social and i met in kindergarten
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
while we’re talking about people we met as kids, @marnieshure.bsky.social and i met in preschool and @samdewese.bsky.social and i met in kindergarten
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
that definitely wasn’t 30+ years ago that math can’t be right
…20
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
…20
our secretary of health and human services!
what a country
what a country
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
our secretary of health and human services!
what a country
what a country
most people i knew in any capacity in any year of school are now people i’d consider “say happy birthday to each other on facebook” or “like a picture of their dog or baby on instagram” friends, with another tier below that of “read their social media updates only because i’m nosy”
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
most people i knew in any capacity in any year of school are now people i’d consider “say happy birthday to each other on facebook” or “like a picture of their dog or baby on instagram” friends, with another tier below that of “read their social media updates only because i’m nosy”
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the men’s basketball teams at my alma maters simply know i am not a basketball person so their near-perpetual lack of success doesn’t hurt me and frankly i appreciate that
lol and also lmao
Report: Packers to name Luke Getsy QBs coach.
Report: Packers to name Luke Getsy QBs coach
Green Bay is going with an internal option for its next quarterbacks coach.
www.nbcsports.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
lol and also lmao
see you friday, suburbia
thinking about seeing if my parents would like to have a human and a dog from the big city come out to the exotic suburbs for a visit
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
see you friday, suburbia
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter
Trump threatens to support primaries against Republicans who vote against tariffs
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
unserious threat, he didn't thank anyone for the attention to this matter