katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
Pinned
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
going through some junk email and lol
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
going through some junk email and lol
the other day, my dad asked if i like grapefruit and i said, "yeah, i guess so," which he interpreted as me saying i wanted to eat it multiple times this week
i don't even think i was a legal adult the last time i physically ate grapefruit, i just get it via juice in cocktails these days
i don't even think i was a legal adult the last time i physically ate grapefruit, i just get it via juice in cocktails these days
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
the other day, my dad asked if i like grapefruit and i said, "yeah, i guess so," which he interpreted as me saying i wanted to eat it multiple times this week
i don't even think i was a legal adult the last time i physically ate grapefruit, i just get it via juice in cocktails these days
i don't even think i was a legal adult the last time i physically ate grapefruit, i just get it via juice in cocktails these days
we are again eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
tonight we ate some of the bakery cupcakes i brought home and watched dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
my parents and i are eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
pretty good friday night tbh
pretty good friday night tbh
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
we are again eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
lmao one of my friends sent me this and ngl i did have this thought earlier today
February 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
lmao one of my friends sent me this and ngl i did have this thought earlier today
tfw it’s 60 degrees and sunny in mid-february
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
tfw it’s 60 degrees and sunny in mid-february
about to wear shorts outside on february 16, what a time
February 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
about to wear shorts outside on february 16, what a time
anyway for reasons that are unclear to me i have oh susanna stuck in my head
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 AM
anyway for reasons that are unclear to me i have oh susanna stuck in my head
riling everyone up about ice cream after 10 pm on a sunday, oops
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
riling everyone up about ice cream after 10 pm on a sunday, oops
i am yet again staging a war against the subpar brands of ice cream in my parents' freezer
(tillamook lovers you're entitled to your wrong opinion it's fine)
(tillamook lovers you're entitled to your wrong opinion it's fine)
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
i am yet again staging a war against the subpar brands of ice cream in my parents' freezer
(tillamook lovers you're entitled to your wrong opinion it's fine)
(tillamook lovers you're entitled to your wrong opinion it's fine)
i know it’s going to be back in the 30s next weekend and i’ll be disappointed but it’s currently warm enough to not need a coat outside in mid-february
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i know it’s going to be back in the 30s next weekend and i’ll be disappointed but it’s currently warm enough to not need a coat outside in mid-february
this is extremely not the flex she seems to think it is
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
this is extremely not the flex she seems to think it is
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
hollering about the cocks
South Carolina tops LSU for Dawn Staley's 500th win as head coach
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
hollering about the cocks
tonight we ate some of the bakery cupcakes i brought home and watched dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
my parents and i are eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
pretty good friday night tbh
pretty good friday night tbh
February 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
tonight we ate some of the bakery cupcakes i brought home and watched dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
i brought a puzzle home to build while i'm here and i just determined the length of the desk in my room is exactly the length of said puzzle when completed, which means i can work on it while sitting in a chair instead of sitting on the floor and making my back mad, how exciting
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i brought a puzzle home to build while i'm here and i just determined the length of the desk in my room is exactly the length of said puzzle when completed, which means i can work on it while sitting in a chair instead of sitting on the floor and making my back mad, how exciting
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
south carolina baseball already in midseason form (derogatory)
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
south carolina baseball already in midseason form (derogatory)
for the second trip in a row, i know I grabbed multiple pairs of jeans when i was packing and yet i somehow only brought one with me
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
for the second trip in a row, i know I grabbed multiple pairs of jeans when i was packing and yet i somehow only brought one with me
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2024 at 10:21 PM
happy valentine’s day
would you like a pizza my heart
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
would you like a pizza my heart
my parents and i are eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
pretty good friday night tbh
pretty good friday night tbh
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
my parents and i are eating cheesecake and watching dvr-ed episodes of jeopardy
pretty good friday night tbh
pretty good friday night tbh
30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
30-50 feral hogs, as the prophecy foretold...