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katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
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“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29
my entire brand of content online:
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 1h
it's my dad's birthday and he's informed me 70 is the new 60 lol
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 11h
GOOD JOB, CUBS!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 11h
my dad’s birthday is tomorrow and yet again i found a perfect card
a card that says “the dawn of tech support” and has a smoky fire with one caveman asking another, “have you tried putting it out and then putting it back on again?”
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 11h
michael has been dominating ... call it the busch league
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 11h
that one counts!!!!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
double play double yay!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
"built for fall" is kind of a dumb slogan, mlb
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
(they're probably right here but idc)
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
jail for umps when
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
no no we already celebrated it as a homer no takebacks
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
carson kelly also read your posts
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
it's a good strategy imo
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
kyle tucker read your posts
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
i'm listening to the radio broadcast
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
although he took a little creative license with the lyrics lol
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
dexter fowler singing the stretch at wrigley, i am delighted by this
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
if he could straighten that hit out he could maybe put the game on ICE
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
matt shaw, again too far to the right
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
matt shaw, again too far to the right
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 12h
why the flip does pca keep bunting
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 13h
oh that was real cubes
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 13h
cubs doing a double steal, just as we all expected
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 13h
lol the businesses in my hometown apparently did some kind of fall decorating activity and this outside a brewery is making me laugh
a minion made out of a hay bale, its wearing overalls
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VinegarMike @vinegarmike.bsky.social · 15h
Chicago October 2025: "Are the helicopters over my house this evening because of the Cubs playoff game or is it the federal government doing extrajudicial kidnappings?"
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 14h
many people are saying
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