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katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat

yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns

no to vegetables and cold weather

news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er

go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
(it is perfectly reasonable for her to be busy i’m just being dramatic)
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
i decided to call my mom and she was doing something and couldn't talk???

I AM A NEEDY ADULT CHILD
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i very much do not want to read his paper on free will
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
it was not, that guy was creepy but not a criminal (as far as i know)
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
“hi internet moms and dads” is a bit for me but also there’s a reason i publicly check in if i’m out with someone i met from an app, you can’t be too careful
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
he appears to be lying about his age on the apps, which is bad enough but pales when you find out the rest
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
extreme same
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i'm jealous tbh
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
yes!! there would be immediate efforts to get them help and immediate concern about what had happened
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
it’s not as tho i thought anyone in his life cared about him at all (rightfully so) but every time he posts it just really drives the point home
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
i completely understand haha

lmk if you need neighborhood food/drink recs!
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
okay in that case i would go saturday afternoon, with sunday afternoon as a second choice

friday night would probably be fun but summer fridays in general in wrigleyville are gonna be a lot of bros everywhere making choices
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
here to help!!

christina is it a weekend or a weekday and do you know who the opposing team would be
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
marquee apparently added dave wannstedt to the staff for bears analysis so i am obligated to share the anecdote that he was once the featured guest at a dinner my dad went to and upon meeting him, my dad said, "offense sells tickets, defense wins games"
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i just got assigned this story to summarize at work, what a time
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM