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katie dzwierzynski

@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social

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“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29

my entire brand of content online:

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29

idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 3h

i don't think i've ever gotten a personalized poem in a cold email before

an email that says:

"Hi Katie,

I’m Amanda from [redacted], and I thought I’d start with something a little different for you:

In the heart of healthcare, Katie shines bright,
At [redacted], bringing news to the light.
With insights so sharp, like a well-honed knife,
You guide the industry, bringing data to life.

But what if I told you, there’s a way to save,
Cutting Zoominfo bills, making budgets behave?
With [redacted], let’s partner and thrive,
Together we’ll soar, keeping your vision alive! ;)"

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 18h

nature really said, “you want a perfect, gorgeous night at the beach? you got it”

the beach and the chicago skyline with a dark blue sky

the beach and more buildings with a fading sunset

the harvest moon rising over lake michigan

the harvest moon rising over lake michigan, zoomed out view

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 19h

volleyball views, last week of the regular season edition

a view of the chicago skyline, a sunset, and the beach

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

absolutely next-level ick

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

thanks i hate it

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

i had 96% at first, i should’ve stuck with it

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

i saw either two separate ones or the same one twice in wrigleyville today and either way it was horrible

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

there used to be a twitter account years ago that made up stats like this (it wasn’t me)

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

(this includes me)

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 16h

92% of people in wrigleyville are wearing quarter-zips rn

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17h

one of my volleyball teammates tagged me in her instastory and i was confused because we didn't take a picture together but it's just a scene from the beach and now i feel bad for not tagging her in my beach story

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17h

adorable to refer to your newborn as “that thing” and your wife like she’s a show horse

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17h

“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”

Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17h

could a hellhole war zone do this

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 22h

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row

Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.

www.choosechicago.com

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17h

lol what a variety!

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17h

i’m becoming exceedingly tired of hearing helicopters in the neighborhood at all hours

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 18h

while i yet again did not get an irl hallmark movie out of this volleyball league, i did get some new friends, we’re tentatively doing a team dinner next week and a couple of the other girls and i talked about going out together after the season ends

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 18h

nature really said, “you want a perfect, gorgeous night at the beach? you got it”

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 18h

yes because everyone makes the first round of playoffs haha

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 19h

volleyball views, last week of the regular season edition

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 20h

hotels in columbia are stupidly expensive during football season but incredibly, ihg is doing a flash sale right as i'm finalizing my travel plans

a woman in a denim vest is giving a peace sign and says hashtag blessed

Alt: a woman in a denim vest is giving a peace sign and says hashtag blessed

media.tenor.com

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 20h

in my head, the browns and the bengals are the same team, so the joe flacco news had me confused for a second

anyway fantasy team flaccoroni and cheese rides with you still, joe

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 20h

i actually loved the broccoli, carrots, cheese one but they discontinued it, tragic

katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 20h

a jar of baby food peaches? sweet potatoes? give me a spoon and let's go

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 20h

i still eat certain gerber baby foods as a snack sometimes

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 20h

still the only person i know of to have blocked me on instagram for some reason lol and lmao