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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · Mar 21

white people have lost they damn minds (if they had them in the first place).

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 7h

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Fantasy (feat. Money) by Timbaland on Apple Music

Song · 2007 · Duration 4:11

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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 8h

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts, you make me vomit!! You are the scummmm between my toes!

Love,

Alfalfa☺️

😂😂😂

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 7h

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Body by Summer Walker on Apple Music

Song · 2019 · Duration 3:13

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 10h

yes. and it is needed.

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Yung Garlic Knot @35mmpapi.com · 11h

You could stand at the Krispy Kreme counter for a full 8 hours and you’ll still never see this much glazing.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

hell yea lol that why she on that swivel chair doin that podcast!

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

forgot about Sutton and Kathy but this a solid list.

thickamus prime @0hbetave.bsky.social · 12h

Kandi
Kyle & Maricio
Lisa Vanderpump
Bronwyn & Todd
Kathy Hilton
Heather and Terry Dubrow
Sutton

Are the only legitimate filthy rich Housewives/Couples.

Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

I know LVP has it. Kyle got some change but she’s always been iffy, we’ve heard too much about her & Mauricio’s legal troubles….now when Leakes was on there, I knew my girl was padding them pockets, esp in her prime

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

Heather Dubrow for sure got it.
everyone else is on my “prob a scammer, real close to a poor” list.

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 12h

All them Housewives are fronting on how wealthy they really are. With the exception of maybe Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards. But I wouldn't put some scamming past them either.
And them Potomac ones are especially lying!!!!

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

sounds like you still smitten 😭

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 12h

BREAKING: An explosion at a Tennessee military munitions plant leaves multiple people dead and missing, sheriff says.

Blast at a Tennessee explosives plant leaves multiple people dead and missing, sheriff says

An explosion at a Tennessee military munitions plant has left multiple people dead and missing. The blast occurred Friday at Accurate Energetic Systems, about 60 miles southwest of Nashville.

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 12h

I’ll never forget back in 2016 I was talking to a chick for a couple of months and she stayed over for the first time…. She was getting ready for bed and put her gun on the dresser…. I ain’t know whether to swoon over her or be scared… I was both smitten

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TresTiffany 🎃 @trestiffany.bsky.social · 13h

This is such a 90’s coded stunt

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

oh they ain’t think that shit out at all…
they def gonna pay some hefty fines and possibly face disbarment.

apparently the couple is in substantial debt…

Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

BITCH WENDY & EDDIE WAS INDICTED FOR A HALF MILLION IN INSURANCE FRAUD CLAIMS?

Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 12h

I’m about to have a kid free weekend.
I’m getting drunk.

please ignore me.

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saff. @sssafff.bsky.social · 12h

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies >>>

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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 13h

I need somebody to go get food for me.
I know what I want but I don’t feel like getting it.

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Aang Zayadee @protozsay.bsky.social · 13h

and don’t forget the allspice.

i personally use all those spices (sparingly because a little of each goes a VERY long way) in my candied yams glaze, and they are a HIT every time.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 13h

"Pumpkin spice" is just cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. It exists because it's such a warming and comforting combination that it can make PUMPKIN taste edible. What's not to like? You don't like feeling cozy?