Velly
@velvetrosecrush.bsky.social
30. 🏳️🌈 Murder mitten native. Here.
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Just add a “for me” at the end of asking me to do something. I might just do what you say.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just add a “for me” at the end of asking me to do something. I might just do what you say.
Best Xmas movie.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Best Xmas movie.
I know another one is right around the corner.
Can we order pizza for Xmas? Like ion feel like all the rigamarole next month. I don’t.
Can we order pizza for Xmas? Like ion feel like all the rigamarole next month. I don’t.
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I know another one is right around the corner.
Can we order pizza for Xmas? Like ion feel like all the rigamarole next month. I don’t.
Can we order pizza for Xmas? Like ion feel like all the rigamarole next month. I don’t.
I am so glad this holiday is over. Holidays drain me so bad.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am so glad this holiday is over. Holidays drain me so bad.
Take me out this club. I wanna go home with you!
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Take me out this club. I wanna go home with you!
Thanksgiving cancelled
Yams trash
Sweet potato pie trash
Ham trash
Deviled eggs trash
Them bigass turkey wings trash
Root beer trash
Sweet potato pie trash
Ham trash
Deviled eggs trash
Them bigass turkey wings trash
Root beer trash
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thanksgiving cancelled
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hi. 👀 i’m peeking back in just for today to say that i’m thankful for all of you. it’s been a year since we’ve migrated over to this app & i’m so happy that i was a part of that. a year of feeling my love expand and embrace so many beautiful souls. what a massive blessing. i love you. 💓
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hi. 👀 i’m peeking back in just for today to say that i’m thankful for all of you. it’s been a year since we’ve migrated over to this app & i’m so happy that i was a part of that. a year of feeling my love expand and embrace so many beautiful souls. what a massive blessing. i love you. 💓
Both y’all gone get blocked
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Both y’all gone get blocked
I still ain’t ate.
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I still ain’t ate.
My stepmom made the turkey so dry. It taste like prechewed paper.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My stepmom made the turkey so dry. It taste like prechewed paper.
Literally sitting on the couch curled up watching evb eat. Like
a woman in a snake print shirt is sitting on a couch with her head down .
ALT: a woman in a snake print shirt is sitting on a couch with her head down .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Literally sitting on the couch curled up watching evb eat. Like
Cooking really make me not wanna eat.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Cooking really make me not wanna eat.
This part is fun lol “where is my ____” 🫠
Is this the boy version of "where are my panties?"?
WHERE ARE MY SOCKS
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This part is fun lol “where is my ____” 🫠
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Yall not busy frying turkeys?
Everybody on here loud about what they want… but are you also the person you’re asking for?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yall not busy frying turkeys?
My mom accidentally melted a plastic bag. It smells so bad 😖😖😖
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My mom accidentally melted a plastic bag. It smells so bad 😖😖😖
Why would you lie about easily verifiable facts?
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why would you lie about easily verifiable facts?
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Don’t send that unnecessary, wordy ass holiday text to that person who not even thinking about you anymore. Have some respect for them and for yourself as well.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Don’t send that unnecessary, wordy ass holiday text to that person who not even thinking about you anymore. Have some respect for them and for yourself as well.
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Choosing to be poly with a cornball ass nigga that sprays on his hairline is a choice. Men are seriously being centered way too much. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Choosing to be poly with a cornball ass nigga that sprays on his hairline is a choice. Men are seriously being centered way too much. 😭
Smoked Gouda taste like meat
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Smoked Gouda taste like meat
Round of applause, bitch. You made me mad, bitch.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Round of applause, bitch. You made me mad, bitch.