WhatAboutTob
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"They can't do that, that's illegal!" I scream into the void from my El Salvadorian prison cell.
I've never heard of any of these people. Chat, am I cooked?
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've never heard of any of these people. Chat, am I cooked?
The ONLY nuts that should be anywhere near a dessert are a small amount of crushed up peanuts sprinkled on an ice cream sundae. Any other dessert nuts can fuck right off.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The ONLY nuts that should be anywhere near a dessert are a small amount of crushed up peanuts sprinkled on an ice cream sundae. Any other dessert nuts can fuck right off.
This new Julia Roberts/Spiderman movie on Prime is fucking trasssshhhh
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This new Julia Roberts/Spiderman movie on Prime is fucking trasssshhhh
Gave my leftover fried chicken wings to my niece. Ironically, if there was a heaven that act alone should me get thru them pearly gates, but now I'm stuck in chicken wingless hell.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gave my leftover fried chicken wings to my niece. Ironically, if there was a heaven that act alone should me get thru them pearly gates, but now I'm stuck in chicken wingless hell.
Beach. Travel. Anal.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Beach. Travel. Anal.
Theory: Every single person that makes it on stage on the Price is Right is on the spectrum
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Theory: Every single person that makes it on stage on the Price is Right is on the spectrum
The Venn Diagram of the world's richest man and the world's biggest loser is a single circle
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Venn Diagram of the world's richest man and the world's biggest loser is a single circle
No idea what anyone saw from JJ McCarthy at Michigan to make them think he was an NFL quarterback. He threw 8 passes a game there.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No idea what anyone saw from JJ McCarthy at Michigan to make them think he was an NFL quarterback. He threw 8 passes a game there.
Sisu >>> Inglorious Basterds
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sisu >>> Inglorious Basterds
Will report back on this next weekend. Stay tuned.
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Will report back on this next weekend. Stay tuned.
Only to tell other people that are talking TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Yall talk during movies at the theater? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Only to tell other people that are talking TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
we'll file that one away in the 'Yea No Shit' folder
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
we'll file that one away in the 'Yea No Shit' folder
god forbid men have hobbies
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
god forbid men have hobbies
Spurs win again. Almost feel bad for all you jackass Mavericks fans that only root for them because they're your "hometown team." Grow up, pussies.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Spurs win again. Almost feel bad for all you jackass Mavericks fans that only root for them because they're your "hometown team." Grow up, pussies.
Dumbfuck backed into grocery pickup (it sprinkled earlier) and deadass parked right on the goddamn line. Like perfectly taking up half of two different spaces. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to murder them.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dumbfuck backed into grocery pickup (it sprinkled earlier) and deadass parked right on the goddamn line. Like perfectly taking up half of two different spaces. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to murder them.
Economy so bad, house prices so high, HGTV is showing A Christmas Story rather than, ya know, shows about homes and/or gardens.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Economy so bad, house prices so high, HGTV is showing A Christmas Story rather than, ya know, shows about homes and/or gardens.
Rice Krispie Treats
What’s your favorite type of rice?!?
I’m a Jasmine Rice type of gal
I’m a Jasmine Rice type of gal
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Rice Krispie Treats
I love that folks are so arrogant that they've created Mandela Effects rather than admitting they have a poor memory and/or are very stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I love that folks are so arrogant that they've created Mandela Effects rather than admitting they have a poor memory and/or are very stupid.
No cunt has ever cunted so hard
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No cunt has ever cunted so hard
Honey wake up, a new Smollett just dropped
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Honey wake up, a new Smollett just dropped
Personally I think we should tear him apart limb from limb like they do Frankenstein's monster ((I've never seen the movie, I assume that's how it ends) suspend me again Bluesky pussies, I dare you!))
A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Personally I think we should tear him apart limb from limb like they do Frankenstein's monster ((I've never seen the movie, I assume that's how it ends) suspend me again Bluesky pussies, I dare you!))
8-0 four possessions into the game. I won't be watching any more Spurs basketball for the foreseeable future.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
8-0 four possessions into the game. I won't be watching any more Spurs basketball for the foreseeable future.
Wemby out. Castle out. Harper out. Why even bother watching sports? I get no joy out of it whatsoever.
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wemby out. Castle out. Harper out. Why even bother watching sports? I get no joy out of it whatsoever.