Christina Stephens 🐯✨
@christinastephens.bsky.social
Professional talker, Lover of the Louisiana Life, LSU fan, Who Dat, Elder Swiftie. She/her.
Parish is my mini Aussie.
College football is the best season. (College basketball is also very good.)
Parish is my mini Aussie.
College football is the best season. (College basketball is also very good.)
I see that Lizzo has an essay out about weight loss and “why are all the big girls losing weight” and she mentions the Ozempic Boom and … I’m tired.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I see that Lizzo has an essay out about weight loss and “why are all the big girls losing weight” and she mentions the Ozempic Boom and … I’m tired.
We are minus one decorative gourd this morning. Don’t worry, the Aussies are on the case.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We are minus one decorative gourd this morning. Don’t worry, the Aussies are on the case.
This is very Louisiana specific, but I have an aunt who scoops from the bottom of the gumbo pot, taking more than her share of the shrimp.
One year, while cooking the Christmas Eve seafood gumbo, my other aunt accidentally poured from pepper grinder into the gumbo and peppercorns fell in. (1/2)
One year, while cooking the Christmas Eve seafood gumbo, my other aunt accidentally poured from pepper grinder into the gumbo and peppercorns fell in. (1/2)
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is very Louisiana specific, but I have an aunt who scoops from the bottom of the gumbo pot, taking more than her share of the shrimp.
One year, while cooking the Christmas Eve seafood gumbo, my other aunt accidentally poured from pepper grinder into the gumbo and peppercorns fell in. (1/2)
One year, while cooking the Christmas Eve seafood gumbo, my other aunt accidentally poured from pepper grinder into the gumbo and peppercorns fell in. (1/2)
I spent like ten years trying to perfect the technique of my grandma’s apple pie filling, trying so many different ways — thickening with corn starch, cooking the filling in advance — and one year I said “Dad? I think I did it!”
And he said “oh she used the stuff out of the can.”
I was fuming.
And he said “oh she used the stuff out of the can.”
I was fuming.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I spent like ten years trying to perfect the technique of my grandma’s apple pie filling, trying so many different ways — thickening with corn starch, cooking the filling in advance — and one year I said “Dad? I think I did it!”
And he said “oh she used the stuff out of the can.”
I was fuming.
And he said “oh she used the stuff out of the can.”
I was fuming.
Marriage
Chipotle
Crabs
Chipotle
Crabs
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Marriage
Chipotle
Crabs
Chipotle
Crabs
Matt Moscona just compared Ed Orgeron to John Quincy Adams, they’re so out of stuff to talk about in the LSU coaching search.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Matt Moscona just compared Ed Orgeron to John Quincy Adams, they’re so out of stuff to talk about in the LSU coaching search.
Not even Thanksgiving yet and I already have a first degree gravy burn.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Not even Thanksgiving yet and I already have a first degree gravy burn.
LET’S 👏🏻 GEAUX 👏🏻
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
LET’S 👏🏻 GEAUX 👏🏻
Double trouble.
(Parish’s brother Biscuit is staying with us for a few days.)
(Parish’s brother Biscuit is staying with us for a few days.)
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Double trouble.
(Parish’s brother Biscuit is staying with us for a few days.)
(Parish’s brother Biscuit is staying with us for a few days.)
It’s Rivalry Week!
Can’t wait to play our bitter rival
:: checks notes ::
Oklahoma?
Can’t wait to play our bitter rival
:: checks notes ::
Oklahoma?
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s Rivalry Week!
Can’t wait to play our bitter rival
:: checks notes ::
Oklahoma?
Can’t wait to play our bitter rival
:: checks notes ::
Oklahoma?
Happy Monday to all of us Stupid Stupids who didn’t take the entire week off from the Email Mines.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Happy Monday to all of us Stupid Stupids who didn’t take the entire week off from the Email Mines.
All of the cleaning has freed many tennis balls from Dog Toy Purgatory and Parish is loving life.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
All of the cleaning has freed many tennis balls from Dog Toy Purgatory and Parish is loving life.
I’m accepting no Actually Turkey Is Bad Thanksgiving takes because 1) I grew up in a house where my Dad injected the bird and then smoked it, 2) I am a dark meat stan and 3) we are getting catered turkey this year because my Dad has an infusion on Tuesday, so just eat the turkey people serve you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m accepting no Actually Turkey Is Bad Thanksgiving takes because 1) I grew up in a house where my Dad injected the bird and then smoked it, 2) I am a dark meat stan and 3) we are getting catered turkey this year because my Dad has an infusion on Tuesday, so just eat the turkey people serve you.
@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com 3%!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com 3%!!!!
Did I finish everything on my 31-item cleaning and prepping list? Hell no. But by my count I got 14 done and a bunch half done and I just opened my new floor mirror and it’s broken so we are tapping out for now.
Rise and shine, bitches, it’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and we’re steam cleaning errthing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did I finish everything on my 31-item cleaning and prepping list? Hell no. But by my count I got 14 done and a bunch half done and I just opened my new floor mirror and it’s broken so we are tapping out for now.
Do not under any circumstance look under that little toe kick beneath your cabinets.
What is under there is horrifying and none of your business.
What is under there is horrifying and none of your business.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Do not under any circumstance look under that little toe kick beneath your cabinets.
What is under there is horrifying and none of your business.
What is under there is horrifying and none of your business.
Just casually adding to my Baking Tasks like this is normal
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just casually adding to my Baking Tasks like this is normal
Rise and shine, bitches, it’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and we’re steam cleaning errthing.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Rise and shine, bitches, it’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and we’re steam cleaning errthing.
I just got served a Facebook ad for a $7600 stylish couch with recliners and USB chargers, maybe I’ll just get the faux leather one with bosoms.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I just got served a Facebook ad for a $7600 stylish couch with recliners and USB chargers, maybe I’ll just get the faux leather one with bosoms.
Reposted by Christina Stephens 🐯✨
there are two wolves inside of me: one wants to post silly things and the other wants to talk about the government
they’re both socialists
they’re both socialists
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
there are two wolves inside of me: one wants to post silly things and the other wants to talk about the government
they’re both socialists
they’re both socialists
A hearty fuck you to Brian Kelly just cause
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A hearty fuck you to Brian Kelly just cause
Please make it stop
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Please make it stop
They’re showing a picture of Martin Van Buren because he has the same last name as LSU’s quarterback, fire everyone
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They’re showing a picture of Martin Van Buren because he has the same last name as LSU’s quarterback, fire everyone
Lane Kiffin is watching this LSU game and telling his agent $90 mil ain’t enough.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Lane Kiffin is watching this LSU game and telling his agent $90 mil ain’t enough.