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Christina Stephens 🐯✨
@christinastephens.bsky.social
3.2K followers 980 following 31K posts
Professional talker, Lover of the Louisiana Life, LSU fan, Who Dat, Elder Swiftie. She/her. Parish is my mini Aussie. College football is the best season. (College basketball is also very good.)
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 10m
I’m gonna dress like Mrs. claus
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 16m
He keeps asking what holiday I’m going to default to this year
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17m
I fear I will never live that down.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 25m
I got an artificial Christmas tree during all the Online Sales this week. It was delivered today and, without missing a beat, Manfriend said “Got that for the trick or treaters?”
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · Nov 1
UPDATE: We just got mobbed with trick or treaters and I got so excited that I wished them a Merry Christmas, I am gonna go die embarrassment.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · Oct 31
Still haven’t second hand embarrassment for when we got our first trick or treaters last year and I was so excited that I answered the door and yelled trick or treat at them.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 2h
He’s convinced he can “buy” the tickets he needs to “win” a trip
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 3h
“I guess that’s just the Life of a Showgirl,” she whimpers as she uploads a document to Sharepoint.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 3h
Finally finished, she sobs.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 10h
Me, looking at the incomplete thing I said was my “top Monday priority.”
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Elizabeth Taylor is a bop, don’t let the haters tell you otherwise.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
It sounds like the dog and the child are going to both be very tired tonight but I am not looking forward to whatever my living room looks like.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Perfect order
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
What’s crazy is that I’m almost certain I went to a bar there before it was Port Royal. When i was in high school in the 90s. Had a Tom Collins. This is a core memory of mine but i don’t think it was Port Royal yet.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Just a bag of biscuits, one drumstick and some kind of spiked tea.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
You ever had a Fast meal at Waffle House
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Popeyes and it’s not even close.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 5h
Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Back in the day … 35 years ago, they were big and fluffy and glorious
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Precisely!
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Not at all.

Dating will make you forget your worth in an instant and it suuuucks.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 5h
Abigail, darling, you are so much more than a “distraction.”
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
Did I let a child who had McDonald’s for lunch make a gushers/fruit roll up combo for snack?

Look, it’s not my fault that school’s been closed for a day and a half.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
I’ll take your Uppers … oh wait.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
Ew. Although I’m old enough to remember when those were good
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
Let them live! (In ugly boots)
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
Uh did it not include McGriddles
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
Now you have to register the stickers on the app and it’s not even fun with a board anymore.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
If Tilly wants to wear those boots it’s fine, but I agree with you.
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