I sit and think about really sad things that never happened and frustrating things I couldn’t change. It takes time, that’s why I have to schedule the day in advance

Hey, so…you tryna make me cry?

I laughed much harder than I was prepared for, OMG!!!!

Oh no!

You’re welcome. I hope you like it

Have you read Set This House In Order by Matt Ruff? I read that and your book, The Framed Women of Ardemore House, around the same time. Idk your reading tastes, but I loved both books

WE’VE SEEN ENOUGH

Of course, my broke best friend would never leave me in the lurch. But, I did decide to eat something else since he loves it so much to let him pack it for hot lunch this week. I’m a benevolent ruler. Plus, the overnight marinade was his idea. So he deserves to enjoy it

Turns out, I did not meal prep for the week

*flight of fancy, JESUS

Leaning into insanity is my favorite fight of fancy. Long live whimsy and opulence!!!

🗣️KNEE HIGH!

This is how they trap people, but not me. I’ll stay on hold overnight out of spite. Bunch of asshats in charge of the company