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Empé 👑
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Look. Ion even know anymore. If this one goes, that’s it. So. Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. Hell if it lasts. 🙂‍↕️🙃
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now. after getting clipped again. with no warning, reason etc. I’m at the point where the only ppl I wanna interact with are the people I interact with regularly. So I took a break for the rest of the week. Started fresh. and if this one goes, dassit.
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Happy New Year! Make this year your best!
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Happy New Year yal 🙂‍↕️🥳
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOO you waiting for the answer
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
See you in 2027! 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Blue Turtle Shell comin next.
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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These cooncrickets shootin off cannons
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
PUT HIM IN HELL IN A CELL RIGHT NEOW HE TAKIN THAT BELT!!
Michael Irvin cuts a promo like only he can.
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Real as fuck lmao
FUCK URBAN MEYER. FUCK LEBRON. FUCK THAT CLEVELAND DOUBLETREE THAT DOESN'T HAVE COOKIES IN THE LOBBY. Bone Thugs y'all cool. FUCK DREW CAREY.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Skskskskksks “DOUBLETREE THAT DOESN'T HAVE COOKIES IN THE LOBBY”

This is a Bomani Jones listener 😆😆😆😆😆
FUCK URBAN MEYER. FUCK LEBRON. FUCK THAT CLEVELAND DOUBLETREE THAT DOESN'T HAVE COOKIES IN THE LOBBY. Bone Thugs y'all cool. FUCK DREW CAREY.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
THAT BOOGA SUGA
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Niggas always wanna sound smarter than what they are instead of shutting the fuck up.
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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10 hrs later and no shame acquired.
Yes this…
But also, bullets don’t return to ground at the same velocity it exits.

It’s like going from 1000 m/s to 100 m/s.

Thanks due to air resistance.
so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT)

but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!!

GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN!

don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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DRINK YA POT LIKKER!!!!!
1 cup of cooked collard greens has 357 mg of calcium, but 1 cup of dairy millk has 306 mg.

Cruciferous vegetables like collard greens have a slew of other benefits: protects against cancer; improves bone, eye, digestive, and heart health.

Loads of antioxidants.

www.healthline.com/nutrition/co...
Collard Greens: Nutrition, Benefits, Recipe, and More
Collard greens are an incredibly nutritious cruciferous vegetable. Here's all you need to know about collard greens, including their nutrition, benefits, downsides, and how to serve them.
www.healthline.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Let God Sort Em Out (Deluxe)

14. MIATCB (Michael Irvin at the Cotton Bowl)
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Be more handsome in 2026. I believe in you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Next year is still going to be full of amazing things.

Im going to live as loud as possible.

Joy & Love will be at the core of my experiences.

Very happy to turn the page.
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Nigga finna sprint back in time for the bag of crack Bobby Brown dropped on stage.
How many points is Michael Irvin's stance here
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I fucking hate capitalism.
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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And if you need someone otp with you while you walk to wherever you need to go, I can do that too.

Make it home. No arrests, no deaths, no bullshit tonight. 2026 can’t be a good year if you don’t make it there.
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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*taps sign*
In all seriousness, if you drink more than expected tonight, please text/message/@ me. I will happily pay for an Uber/Lyft if you don’t have the means to or anyone else to cover for you. Would like for y’all to actually make it to see the new year, please 🙃
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Just when I thought the Washington monument couldn’t get ANY UGLIER
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Bringing in the year on the couch looking good asf. Be safe tonight!!!

Ladies let’s go back to doing your makeup just to sit in the house in 2026💋
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Yuri. Julie. I’m leaving you in 2025 go to hell!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
last sermon of the year done let’s get into the fun! (At my house cause I’m goin HOME)
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM