Katniss’ Jimmy Dean: HR Professional
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I make a lot of jokes. Support Black Women. Check the handle for website. CHRO pending.
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Scrolling on IG and saw a beautiful Black Woman Black Womaning! 🙂‍↕️
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Women 27 and under need not shoot their shot.

Where are the women 40+ ???

I look young but gaaaahhhhh DAMN! I know I don’t look THAT young 😭
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Bitch! Do some legups…
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Greg Abbott tells Pritzker to "stop complaining and do some pushups"
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Ok. This sounds amazing honestly 😩. Let me try to get to the terminal before they close and grab some yellow tail and seaweed 😮‍💨
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What’s for dinner? I’m making poke bowls.
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“This dick is always open to be sucked, pussy!”
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You’re losing consciousness & everything goes black. Suddenly you jolt up. You're in your own bed & tho your stomach is sore, you’re relieved it was a nightmare!

Your phone buzzes, it's a text from an unknown number (the 4th person you tagged):

"Won’t be so lucky next time..🔪"

How do you respond?
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I’m ok with that.
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You're the last one standing.

All the villains are defeated but none of your friends survived…or so you thought.

The 1st person you tagged calls out to you, you're happy to see them alive & give them a big hug!

But somethings wrong…you feel a sharp pain in your stomach… they've stabbed you 🔪😔
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Myself. I know I can take one of them with me.
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The villains surround your group so yall fight as best as yall can but the villains are overpowering you.

You have one final choice: sacrifice yourself to save your whole team or sacrifice your team to survive solo?
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Squabbling!
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The villain team you chose won the fight!

Uh oh… the phone of the 3rd person you tagged starts ringing, revealing your hiding spot. The winning team of villains have spotted you & start heading your way...

what's your group's next move?

Running or fighting?
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Team A
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Sadly, that friend got 🔪🔪🔪 by the villain 😞

Your group is in hiding, but something crazy is happening…

There’s multiple villains now & they’re fighting each other.

Which team is winning?

Team A: Michael Myers, Candyman, Ghostface, Chucky

Team B: Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Pennywise
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She can survive all her own. She’s fine.
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The last person you tagged doesn’t like that hiding spot you chose & starts freaking out. They decide to make a run for it in the opposite direction.

Are you chasing after them or letting them go?
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Foggy forest. I have sensitive hearing.
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Unfortunately the villain got your 2nd friend 🔪🥺 but you reunite with the rest of the group!

Yall need to hide quickly! Where do you run to next?

• Inside an abandoned asylum

• Into a dark, foggy forest

• What appears to be an exact replica of your childhood home

• A haunted Cemetery
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I’m helping. I love knives so the knife goes high. They’ll recover and go low.
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Oh no! The villain spotted yall mid convo!

In a panic, everyone got separated on accident.

You & the 2nd friend you tagged start running away but the villain is close behind... All of a sudden your friend trips.

Are you stopping to help them up or are they on their own while you keep running?
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Separating. We on COD time lol. Go get yours until you can’t. Call me if it becomes overwhelming.

As for me and mine? We gone get these “loot” boxes.
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Your team is equipped and ready, are you sticking together or separating into 2 groups?
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Knife.
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Now that you have your survival team, what’s your weapon of choice:

•Hammer
• Knife
• Axe
• Baseball with spikes
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I got Bryan, Jaz, Meg, Chau and Xaria.

Not a bad squad. These aren’t even my head hunters 😭
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The villain you want to avoid is after you. You can't survive this alone so you need a team.

Choose 5 mutuals to be on your team & tag them! *DONT SKIP THIS PART!*

(No mutuals? then list 5 people in real life you would have on your team)
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None honestly. Let me get at all of them.
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Which villain would you want to avoid completely?

• Pennywise
• Michael Myers
• Candyman
• Jason
• Freddy Krueger
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Penny is catching this work. I’m good with the other 3 but I don’t have an ego. His bloomers are mine.
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In the spirit of spooky season, I got an
interactive thread for yall 🤭

You wake up trapped in a horror movie. Which villain are you confident you could survive?

• Pennywise
• Michael Myers
• Candyman
• Jason
• Freddy Krueger
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Not the rabbi 😭😭😭
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It's been 25 years. Millennials step up! Bring it On is a classic!
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Yes! There’s only one person that I’ve never met but we’ll be in each others’ space soon enough! I invited her to our annual family trip bc she is family at this point 😭

She’s been around since 2017 and we both have had things happen year over year that has hindered us both from seeing each other.
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Speaking of being mutuals for years, do any of you feel connected to your long time followers even if you’ve never met?
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This was one of a good 7 songs that got so many clubs shut down in the 757 😭😭😭
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STILETTO. PUMPS. IN. DA. CLUB
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Since when Lil Caesar’s pizza been $8????
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I got my daughter hooked on pastelitos 😭😭😭