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Fluffy McCuddles
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B.A.,B.A., J.D.
Bourbon and cigar aficionado. 🥃
The Cupcake Lady. Hand me the AUX.
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Blessings from the SugarPlum Fairy 🥰
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Man, I can't begin to explain how incredible it feels to announce this new album.

'Expansions' will be releasing on February 10, 2026
(the 20-year anniversary of my move east to MD)

BUT, you can pre-order it on Vinyl, CD or via Bandcamp.
linktr.ee/zo3hree5ive

(Cover artwork by Jaimee Todd)
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
981 wpm with a 98% absorption and comprehension rate. 🤓
Last time I was tested a few years ago.
How fast can you read??? Lock in annnnnnnnnnd… GO!
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
There really needs to be a cap on how many workers these multibillion dollar companies can release all at once.
16,000 workers.
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
WFH and getting to watch Sandlot while having a delicious cup of coffee is a worklife I'm striving for.
Fck an office fr.
January 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Rakim been fine my whole life.
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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January 28th, 1968. Born into this world as William Griffin The Great.
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Lol right.
Poptarts already 400 calories a pack. If they wanna go out eating a butterfried super mid pastry who are ME to judge 😂😂
“Is anybody concerned about their health?!?”
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Same also as well.
I am a Coach girlie. You will never make me hate her. You will never shame me for having her.

And you can pry the Coach Outlet from my cold corpse
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This extremely verbose attorney has filed a 6 page petition for relief that I now have to pick through and he has cited no less than 3 reports, not laws, REPORTS, that are 20+ years old.

He's either new or has no idea of state vs. Federal law.

I'm annoyed.

Where's my coffee.
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Now if you want a good movie thats a biographical period piece?
Watch Chevalier on Hulu.
Black 18th century violinist, given his title by Marie Antoinette, who ended up being an officer in the first all Black regiment in the French Revolution.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 AM
My cousin once had me watch a Swedish horror movie, where all the action scenes were CLAYMATION.

This was worse.
Who said The Rip was a good movie?
Let's chat.
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Who said The Rip was a good movie?
Let's chat.
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Don't fret and Pizza Gate.
Black twitter history.
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Into the Spider-Verse
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 AM
If there's any single, handsome Ginger reps in Michigan, I make a mean Shephard's Pie 🥰
Please address my ginger representative before addressing me about what
I should do politically. Thanks 😁
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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"You used hundreds of gallons of water to make a virtual boyfriend?"
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Bad Boyz! 🏀🏀
January 27, 1989: Detroit's Bill Laimbeer and Brad Daugherty of Cleveland are ejected for fighting.

Both players were fined $5,000 and suspended for one game. The suspension ended Laimbeer's consecutive games played streak at 685 (which is still the 6th-longest in NBA history).
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I think my air fryer is dying 😫😫
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
If I didn't have my emotional support cappuccino, this would be my 13th reason.
Heterosexuality is basically charity work.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Use of videos and lyrics will always be a slippery slope when defense and prosecutors who have zero idea of how rap/rap beefs work.

2. On the flipside, when referencing specific incidents, times, places, people, etc., lyrics/ videos, even reenactments, can be of relevant evidentiary value.
Singer Mario & Girlfriend Esmeralda welcome a new baby boy

Lil Durk's Lawyers Move to Block Song Lyrics as Evidence in Murder-for-Hire Trial

Bishop Patrick Wooden Warns Don Lemon "If You Come Up In My Church Like You Did In Minnesota, It's Going To Be A Royal Rumble"
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Aw I love Landman.
Its low budget Dallas 😂😂
But Billy Bob and Ali Larter are hilarious.
Demi..the show can do without her honestly.
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I havent been on here all day but the fact that the scammer is engaged to a colonizer has me DYIN.
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This is what Cynthia thinks she's giving..
Jodie Smith arriving to the Schiaparelli Spring/Summer 2026 Couture Show #pfw
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It is 1:05 and *I* would like a glass of red wine.
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Yea can't see this going wrong at all...
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM