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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton

@ddotbest.bsky.social

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Sip slow 🥃 ΔΣΘ 🔺 | HTX 🤘🏾 | JOY 📚🏟️✈️🎶 Drink water. Mind yours. Go to therapy.

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · Dec 3

Mind you, I'm Southern. The babies, boos, loves, honeys, sweethearts, etc are just how I talk they not specific to you pumpkin ❤️

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Quickest way to piss me off. Be on some stupid shit.

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𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎 @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app · 6h

I don’t like no stupid shit

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Baby, that's nasty work

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Happy belated birthday!! 🎉🎈

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Bee Quammie @beequammie.bsky.social · 6h

Happy Friday y'all! Hope you feel as good as Shemar Moore did when he was hosting Soul Train ❤️

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

*air horns*

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe my type of mean is different than y'all type of mean because...ain't nobody ever wanted that.

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Who do y'all be talking to that wants y'all to be mean to them?

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[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · 7h

Turn it on and cut it off.

Leeloo Multipass @tiatalks.bsky.social · 7h

Do y’all ‘turn’ the heat on or do you ‘cut’ it on???

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Lmao well damn. Maybe they ain't finish getting themselves together for the day yet

Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 6h

Its so many mediocre looking people dropping their kids off.

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Takes a red flag to know a red flag...

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 12h

19. You get one minute to convince me you’re not a walking red flag — go.

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 12h

18. What’s your toxic superpower in relationships?

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Nothing, let me put you on.

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 12h

17. If I looked through your Spotify right now, what would embarrass you?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 12h

16. What’s your go-to “I’m trying to impress but act chill” move?

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

This version of me? Yes.

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 12h

1 1. Be honest — do you think you’d survive dating yourself?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

10. On a scale of 1 to “I need supervision,” how chaotic are you?

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

Lol *fun* and just a likkle bickle

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 6h

This depends on my level of comfortability but my friends are saying I'm always in something so my chaotic levels/need for supervision is probably higher than most 😂

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

10. On a scale of 1 to “I need supervision,” how chaotic are you?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

9 . What’s your “I’m not proud but it was worth it” story?

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

Would play - Quinta
Not allowed - ?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

8. Who would play you in a movie — and who shouldn’t be allowed to?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

7. Which emoji describes your current mood best?

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

Unforgettable. Engage at your own risk.

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

3. What would your dating profile warning label say?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

2. What’s your most toxic trait… that you secretly love?

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

😂😂😂 yes!

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

...boaf? Do I usually suggest both the *fun* decisions and the brunch? Yeth lol....But my friends are used to it so they don't always entertain me

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

1. Be honest — are you more of a “let’s make bad decisions” or “let’s make brunch” kind of person?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 14h

It’s kinda quiet 🤫 tonight !!
Here’s some questions

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

Me 😂😂

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

Lol man every time!

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𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎 @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app · 7h

Lmao both of yall are me 😂😂

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

😂😂😂 right!! Depends on the situation

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 7h

Anyway, the staff came over and helped us. It flew into the window several times before it was ushered outside. And me and her coming down from full panic, couldn't do nothing but laugh.