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Vlad⚓, but Jolly ☃️🍪🎄❄️
@vjlonir.bsky.social
Lvl. 27

#93Bandits

I build Gundams and read comics.

Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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Holy howitzer in a sock Batman, I'm mad excited to be part of the HobbylinkJapan Affiliate Program ⚓

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i need cake

and orgasms

and coffee
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Proof of life
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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trains are so cool.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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we are about to be 5 days late and we only need $123 now to pay off!!!!!
reposting this cause rent was due the 5th and we still need to pay it :’)

we are needing $370 and any amount donated helps!!

we still have utilities and next months rent to start worrying about too!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🪐
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Not all the Rice Krispies in here offended
Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
WRITE THAT DOWN 🗣️
your lil bubble wrap baybayy was right there, tho
Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
CRICK CRACK!? 🫵🏾
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Click click clack??
Im offendedddd
Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
FIRECRACKER, FIRECRACKER, SHSS, BOOM, PA 🧨🧨
You YN, remember that when you sniffy around us older femmes lmaoooo

The 5 mins I’m on top is gonna change your life but my knees my pop
Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
AM I WRONG!?
blockt 😭😭😭
Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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🤭🤭
Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Me every time they say my meat pretty:
February 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
What the hell be in my blunts?
I'm out here moving like the hamburglar the way I got all this bread, cheese, and MEAT on me 💯💯💯 🔥🔥 🗣️
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I'm out here moving like the hamburglar the way I got all this bread, cheese, and MEAT on me 💯💯💯 🔥🔥 🗣️
August 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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TWO THINGS I'M ALWAYS GONE BEAT, A CASE 👨🏾‍⚖️🆓🙌🏾, AND MY MEAT 🥊🍖💥😤😤😤💪🏾💯💯💯🔥🔥
January 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Call her my lil crunch bar, cause when she try to ride it her knees pop 💯💯💯🔥🔥
January 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Some girl shared some random websites on Instagram and now I can listen to all the radio stations around the world. When we lost stumbleupon we lost so much. We is me I lost everything when I lost random sites on the web
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Lord forbid a guy knows how to trim 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ma felt I was having a rough one so she made me a chicken pot pie 🥧
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Y’all are jst bookmarking our posts because you know we don’t want you to and thts what always disgusts me the most. Ppl really hate consent and will use any tools to undermine it when given the chance. Hate that about y’all fr.
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I’m glad more ppl are figuring out that it’s fucking disgusting to follow and support accounts that steal from sexworkers and creators and repost our porn without consent. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 yay look at y’all! Fucking tag them and report the account while you’re at it so I can block thanks so much.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Me waiting outside for the plug to pull up
a cartoon character is standing in front of a sign that says blockbuster exit
Alt: a cartoon character is standing in front of a sign that says blockbuster exit
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Study # 6 Music

"Not now... this is my favorite song." - Nycto 🖤
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Electric Blue and Neon Pink
6. What is your favorite two color combination?
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM