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Vlad⚓, but Jolly ☃️🍪🎄❄️
@vjlonir.bsky.social
Lvl. 27

#93Bandits

I build Gundams and read comics.

Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
MY BOI JIMBO HAD THEM HEMMED UP
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cause you telling me you can't pay $4 to see tiddies???
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bet, cause now all the other cooks are tryna save face after the bullshit they left for me yesterday

And these "apologies" are lacking an alarming amount of accountability...

None are forgiven.

My phone been blowing up with these half assed sorries, because mgmt found of how angry I got.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
God I love this game.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me wearing em on my noggin like I'm Rey Mysterio through the house:
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Like... Nothing at all going on up there with a lot of y'all.

Nothing but wind between them damn ears.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
SAY I WON'T
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Edging like crazy rn
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This why I just roll my leaf and sip my tea
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
GET IT AWAY FROM ME
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bliss 😌
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
MY BACK HURTS 🗣️
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Now all tha shit y'all subject my eyes to on a day to day basis!?

Y'all lucky I love y'all
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's my brand
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I went home cause apparently I don't know nothing, they got it 😌.

Been making pralines longer than they been working here...
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me?

Lackin?

Never that.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'm overpowered as hell, so if you need a boss dealt with, let me know

Like, I do gross amounts of damage
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is my daughter the day I got her
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Watch this get totally ignored, like that makes it not exist.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM