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she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me! music + ticket links here: https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 21d

cut the veins open and from them we spill

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 3d

[rodney dangerfield with a vagina voice] my pussy gets no respect!!!

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 2h

acab includes jesse faden and all members of the federal bureau of control. if an inter-dimensional rubber duck wants to mess with our reality, we should let it do so!!!

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 3h

third eye by tool blasting as i absolutely humiliate the rest stop bathroom and down a second gatorade at 1 AM before shoplifting all the buzzballs i can and hitchhiking another 1,000 miles to the sea

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 3h

michael rooker has looked in his sixties for 50 years

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h

the best fragile remixes not being on things falling apart is heart-wrenching

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Mar 29

my wife left me for lobot dawg, i’m sick of cloud city

lobot from star wars 2 which is now called star wars 5

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Apr 12

lobot banged my bitch! somebody help me!! little dwarf guys help me!!! lando help me!!!! no!!!!! no!!!!!! now they’re banging her too!!!!!!!

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h

cheap wine, hair bleach, the weeknd, a dull and ceaseless pain wrapped around me since birth, and diesel jeans

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 5h

watto has been spotted banging your bitch

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 5h

got this photo seconds before it started pouring rain

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 5h

jordan peterson getting sick from cleaning a room has been cracking me up all goddamned day

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 7h

breaking bad is a show about how fun it is to start a business with your younger friend

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d

magical coins, rings and bracelets repulse me. be normal if you’re gonna be metals. be normal

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d

i’ll feel fine sometime

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 7h

if they cut your fortnite skin off when you’re born there’s a much higher chance you end up knowing a lot about star trek

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 8h

dash rendar is hookin me up with mega-loud death sticks dude

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 8h

helping plan a halloween house show; i love doing cool shit with awesome people so much

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 9h

missing my old gay friend lake who used to do absurd amounts of ambien recreationally and would then message me things on twitter like “tony montana is not a straight man”

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 9h

hilarious line. unreal

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 9h

listening to prince moan and coo about hot oral and christ as i fight with the library printer

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10h

i want a saw movie where al pacino from heat has to hunt jigsaw down. i want digitally deaged 90s al pacino mugging at the creepy puppet and getting coffee with tobin bell, who’s not deaged at all, but is wearing a backwards hat to show that it’s meant to be an earlier time

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10h

if i don’t get to explain the movie heat by michael mann to a beautiful woman soon i might DIE

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10h

that moby song from the ending of heat playing as i get my dick sucked and i weep tears of beauty, i weep tears of pain — because happiness makes me sad, because there’s something wrong with my brain

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10h

“i’m gonna write down all my errands because i’m trying to drink water out of things that i shouldn’t” is a real sentence that i just said out loud

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