crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me!
music + ticket links here:
https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
music + ticket links here:
https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
another long day of jamming neuromods in my brain that make me post good more
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
another long day of jamming neuromods in my brain that make me post good more
[doesn’t get how to do prank calls voice] yeah, can you check if hugh jackass is there?
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[doesn’t get how to do prank calls voice] yeah, can you check if hugh jackass is there?
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anne Hathaway? i’d like 2 show her Most Respectful Time (MRT) anne havemyway with her!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
anne Hathaway? i’d like 2 show her Most Respectful Time (MRT) anne havemyway with her!!!!
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Love 2 show a Lady a MR T (Most Respectful Time!)
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Love 2 show a Lady a MR T (Most Respectful Time!)
[spam group text from: Da House Arrest Hottie] DAE think ankle monitors are sexy? lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
[spam group text from: Da House Arrest Hottie] DAE think ankle monitors are sexy? lol
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in shock report, "danzig" tops list of most popular baby names for boys and girls in 2025
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
in shock report, "danzig" tops list of most popular baby names for boys and girls in 2025
getting 100% of my blood replaced with glowstick juice in the procedure of a lifetime
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
getting 100% of my blood replaced with glowstick juice in the procedure of a lifetime
not much point in posting show flyers of mine on here since none of my mutuals live anywhere near me but this is the last event i’ll be running this year, it’s at my favorite venue in florida and and i’m in love with my poster for it:
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
not much point in posting show flyers of mine on here since none of my mutuals live anywhere near me but this is the last event i’ll be running this year, it’s at my favorite venue in florida and and i’m in love with my poster for it:
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if Constitution is SOOOOO GREAT, why come right to get a blowjob isn’t in there??? should be top 3 rights, at least!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
if Constitution is SOOOOO GREAT, why come right to get a blowjob isn’t in there??? should be top 3 rights, at least!!!!
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
forgot how seminal my howl’s moving castle review was
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
forgot how seminal my howl’s moving castle review was
i like to do things over the guise, but that’s me
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i like to do things over the guise, but that’s me
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jeff goldblum and i are gonna be wearing matching silk shirts and tearing up the club across the hottest techno spots in europe while getting wild pussy and taking mystery pills like supplements, only on disney plus
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
jeff goldblum and i are gonna be wearing matching silk shirts and tearing up the club across the hottest techno spots in europe while getting wild pussy and taking mystery pills like supplements, only on disney plus
i think i could serve an invaluable role in the heist of a lifetime
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i think i could serve an invaluable role in the heist of a lifetime
banned from the store for trying to return empty beer cans that i slammed on the counter and announced were “all suck, no fuck” for being too low abv
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
banned from the store for trying to return empty beer cans that i slammed on the counter and announced were “all suck, no fuck” for being too low abv
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they need to do an erotic travel show where jeff goldblum and i go and get into all sorts of misadventures in exotic locales around the globe, wingmanning and wingwomanning for each other the whole time
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
they need to do an erotic travel show where jeff goldblum and i go and get into all sorts of misadventures in exotic locales around the globe, wingmanning and wingwomanning for each other the whole time
jeff goldblum and i are gonna be wearing matching silk shirts and tearing up the club across the hottest techno spots in europe while getting wild pussy and taking mystery pills like supplements, only on disney plus
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
jeff goldblum and i are gonna be wearing matching silk shirts and tearing up the club across the hottest techno spots in europe while getting wild pussy and taking mystery pills like supplements, only on disney plus
if i programmed my robot to say i’m the best at everything and it led to it saying i’m the best at eating shit i would walk into the ocean
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if i programmed my robot to say i’m the best at everything and it led to it saying i’m the best at eating shit i would walk into the ocean
there should be artificial cliffs across the country with hang gliders ready and waiting for the taking
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
there should be artificial cliffs across the country with hang gliders ready and waiting for the taking
they need to do an erotic travel show where jeff goldblum and i go and get into all sorts of misadventures in exotic locales around the globe, wingmanning and wingwomanning for each other the whole time
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
they need to do an erotic travel show where jeff goldblum and i go and get into all sorts of misadventures in exotic locales around the globe, wingmanning and wingwomanning for each other the whole time
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Thinking of the horny rpg episode of seinfeld again where his life became a slutty video game after he was electrocuted by his apartment’s computer while on a high dose of dramamine
May 15, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Thinking of the horny rpg episode of seinfeld again where his life became a slutty video game after he was electrocuted by his apartment’s computer while on a high dose of dramamine
listening to wong kar wai soundtracks and staring off into the dark
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
listening to wong kar wai soundtracks and staring off into the dark
i need to go on a 50,000 dollar erotic quest
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i need to go on a 50,000 dollar erotic quest
men would rather die on an airport runway than tell pacino they’re gay
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
men would rather die on an airport runway than tell pacino they’re gay
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vincent hanna, chris shiherlis and neil mccauley are being released as realdolls in the company’s new lifelike series of companions based off of michael mann’s heat; more to follow
October 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
vincent hanna, chris shiherlis and neil mccauley are being released as realdolls in the company’s new lifelike series of companions based off of michael mann’s heat; more to follow