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@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time”
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when i wake up and see another unspeakably evil thing done by people who continue to face no form of consequences
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
when i wake up and see another unspeakably evil thing done by people who continue to face no form of consequences
i’ve always felt that this poster was designed to repel every single person on the planet except for specifically me. i’m the exact one soul lured in by it
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i’ve always felt that this poster was designed to repel every single person on the planet except for specifically me. i’m the exact one soul lured in by it
there’s a new aldi where i live with an absurdly oversized sign for how small the place is and i felt like the willem meme walking up
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
there’s a new aldi where i live with an absurdly oversized sign for how small the place is and i felt like the willem meme walking up
an ocean,
of feelings,
does bathe
of feelings,
does bathe
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
an ocean,
of feelings,
does bathe
of feelings,
does bathe
a full year of persistence. it’s incredible
January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
a full year of persistence. it’s incredible
good to know!
January 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
good to know!
look, it may seem dated now, but for a lot of people, this movie was their first exposure to bisexuality
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
look, it may seem dated now, but for a lot of people, this movie was their first exposure to bisexuality
it is so important to support and encourage your friends
January 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
it is so important to support and encourage your friends
this continues to be one of the funniest promo images ever released by a major studio
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
this continues to be one of the funniest promo images ever released by a major studio
he knows what’s happening all around
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
he knows what’s happening all around
i will know i’ve met my future wife when i meet a woman with this as a birthmark
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i will know i’ve met my future wife when i meet a woman with this as a birthmark
the fact that no one has gotten me a copy of this as a gag gift leads me to believe i am unloved thoroughly by all of my friends
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
the fact that no one has gotten me a copy of this as a gag gift leads me to believe i am unloved thoroughly by all of my friends
he is going insane off that drink and drug!!!
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
he is going insane off that drink and drug!!!
i saw a band use a post about ice murdering a woman to announce tour dates
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
i saw a band use a post about ice murdering a woman to announce tour dates
if you’ve never seen it this is from possibly the greatest dumbest comedy of all time, kung pow: enter the fist
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
if you’ve never seen it this is from possibly the greatest dumbest comedy of all time, kung pow: enter the fist
it’s wild that this is a politically radical position
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
it’s wild that this is a politically radical position
my gift to you all today: an official wild hogs computer wallpaper
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
my gift to you all today: an official wild hogs computer wallpaper
dick pill company bluechew is releasing a precription energy drink that makes your heart hurt and your dick stiffen
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
dick pill company bluechew is releasing a precription energy drink that makes your heart hurt and your dick stiffen
the thumb is up!!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the thumb is up!!!
me when i’m promoting the new guitar hero for xbox, they hired me to do that, i’m a big fan of it, and i’ll fly in there and tell everybody all about it:
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
me when i’m promoting the new guitar hero for xbox, they hired me to do that, i’m a big fan of it, and i’ll fly in there and tell everybody all about it:
i am going to screams songs i wrote at people tn
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
i am going to screams songs i wrote at people tn