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she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me! music + ticket links here: https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 20d
cut the veins open and from them we spill
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h
i’ll feel fine sometime
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h
i’ll sign up for a new social media when entry into a pussy is provided via a qr code
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h
you’re too funny, too cool, too beautiful for nerds
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 6h
magical coins, rings and bracelets repulse me. be normal if you’re gonna be metals. be normal
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 6h
reddit is a beautiful place full of effervescent minds
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 6h
i helped produce this nut
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 6h
[being the lazy one in a threesome voice] just give me a producer credit
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 7h
pt anderson is casting me as the lead in his new movie, “one blowjob after another”
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 9h
i hate feeling like i have something to lose. and for just 3 easy payments of 90.99, you can help me be free of it
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
“dark shalhoub” leonard cohen muttered as the snowglobe fell from his hand,
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
“you want it darker, we kill the flame” — leonard cohen, having what i must assume was a fatal premonition of dark shalhoub
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 12h
he wants to know why i must make so much of a ruckus
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16h
they're melting me with some crayons in a morgue
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16h
i'd like to congratulate josh homme and mikey shoes. love wins
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
it bummed me out so much
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
pauly shore and andrew dice clay’s instagram accounts combined forces to proclaim jury duty “a great movie.” life is full of beauty, you just have to know how to find it
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Jul 16
do you think reggie watts would bring all the vocal looping gear to testify in court, and would they let him?
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
my favorite album of the year really is gonna be the one where the cover looks like a guy taking a massive shit, isn’t it
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
this is art at the highest level
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
“dark shalhoub” leonard cohen muttered as the snowglobe fell from his hand,
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
“dark shalhoub” leonard cohen muttered as the snowglobe fell from his hand,
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
“you want it darker, we kill the flame” — leonard cohen, having what i must assume was a fatal premonition of dark shalhoub
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
doing so could give me 1 billion dollars and i’d still wonder if it would be worth all the steps
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
if i have to do more than pick a username and a password to make an account i’m not doing it
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
getting “borat voice is eternal” tattooed across my collarbones before being beamed up into a ufo, i teach them a new language
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
had such a wonderful time the other night really internalizing the fact that i’ve come to have many wonderful friends and am accepted by a lot of really cool, amazing people irl in a way i’ve never felt before. and now i want to stay inside for at least a week jacking off and playing alan wake 2
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