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mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time”

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i carry the deep burden of him being my favorite novelist ever, it’s astonishing how much he sucks and it’s insane that his meth-addicted twink boyfriend got him into the right wing podcast griftosphere
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
benicio del toro is getting roadhead from leo while sipping a modello, leo is in the bathrobe getting sucked off while arguing with the read theory nerd on the phone, sean penn is trying to become a member of a men’s club where they just blow each other all day long in that little hidden room
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i might just watch the ice episode and no others because i am so desperate to see how out of touch and bad it must be lol
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
him and toni both were doing something in that movie that i could never possibly explain to anyone on earth. it was like they were replaced with aliens on set
January 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM