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stu
@rinbcage.bsky.social
· Nov 7
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
Have a rest of your day
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Have a rest of your day
I've been using that soap that smells like b.o. just in case I forget to shower and someone accuses me of not showering I can say I did, I'm just using soap that smells like b.o.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I've been using that soap that smells like b.o. just in case I forget to shower and someone accuses me of not showering I can say I did, I'm just using soap that smells like b.o.
New prog rock album title
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
New prog rock album title
Looking grotesque af in my new passport photo! 😏
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Looking grotesque af in my new passport photo! 😏
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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
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Our new favorite analog horror series:
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Our new favorite analog horror series:
I have been given a big juicy hamburger at work two (2) nights in a row. I feel unstoppable
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I have been given a big juicy hamburger at work two (2) nights in a row. I feel unstoppable
I'm making a hit musical about some witches and crap
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm making a hit musical about some witches and crap
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Why are mushrooms always so dirty. What have they been doing..
December 7, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Why are mushrooms always so dirty. What have they been doing..
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things are heating up on plurbis
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
things are heating up on plurbis
[glancing at email inbox]
FRIEND: geez, you've been emailing Jeffery Epstein a lot..
CHOMSKY: ah, uh.. no I respond to every email I get. that's my new policy I just started. I reply to everyone like this
FRIEND: geez, you've been emailing Jeffery Epstein a lot..
CHOMSKY: ah, uh.. no I respond to every email I get. that's my new policy I just started. I reply to everyone like this
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[glancing at email inbox]
FRIEND: geez, you've been emailing Jeffery Epstein a lot..
CHOMSKY: ah, uh.. no I respond to every email I get. that's my new policy I just started. I reply to everyone like this
FRIEND: geez, you've been emailing Jeffery Epstein a lot..
CHOMSKY: ah, uh.. no I respond to every email I get. that's my new policy I just started. I reply to everyone like this
Sublime are the Red Hot Chili Peppers of music
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Sublime are the Red Hot Chili Peppers of music
The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time was nineteen and a half years ago. I guess an even better time would've been like a hundred years ago. Damn. Too late to plant one now
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time was nineteen and a half years ago. I guess an even better time would've been like a hundred years ago. Damn. Too late to plant one now
Last week I saw a guy who looked like Jarvis Cocker wearing a Pulp shirt. Like one of those old Halloween costumes that's just a Batman mask and a shirt with a picture of Batman on it
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Last week I saw a guy who looked like Jarvis Cocker wearing a Pulp shirt. Like one of those old Halloween costumes that's just a Batman mask and a shirt with a picture of Batman on it
Trash Heap Monthly says that microwave popcorn bags are some of the warmest garbage around right now
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Trash Heap Monthly says that microwave popcorn bags are some of the warmest garbage around right now
Today is the day that Marty McFuture goes back to the future in Back to the Future
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today is the day that Marty McFuture goes back to the future in Back to the Future
Goodwill smelling nasty tonight!
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Goodwill smelling nasty tonight!
"Legendary moments are some of the most unforgettable. Because it is during these times, that memories are made..." -Wise Scholar
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Legendary moments are some of the most unforgettable. Because it is during these times, that memories are made..." -Wise Scholar
Always remember the three A's: Angels Are Averywhere
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Always remember the three A's: Angels Are Averywhere
What did Carly Simon mean when she said "clowns in my coffee"...
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What did Carly Simon mean when she said "clowns in my coffee"...
Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future
On behalf of NBC Universal, I am thrilled to announce that Frasier is now gay
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
On behalf of NBC Universal, I am thrilled to announce that Frasier is now gay
It is my honor to announce that I bought a chair the other day
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It is my honor to announce that I bought a chair the other day
I thought I had left the kitchen light on but it was actually just bathed in the intense radiant glow of the golden setting sun 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I thought I had left the kitchen light on but it was actually just bathed in the intense radiant glow of the golden setting sun 🤣