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"You’re good at posting. I just hate what you post." -A man named Roger
I'll admit I don't know terribly much about her or her music but...is Halsey just Hayley Williams' Wario?
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I'll admit I don't know terribly much about her or her music but...is Halsey just Hayley Williams' Wario?
Wow Markiplier is such a good actor
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Wow Markiplier is such a good actor
People who report of award shows need to learn new vocabulary. Sabrina Carpenter ✨️stuns✨️ on the red carpet. Chappell Roan ✨️stuns✨️ on the red carpet. You know who I wanna see stun on the red carpet? Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh hell yeah.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
People who report of award shows need to learn new vocabulary. Sabrina Carpenter ✨️stuns✨️ on the red carpet. Chappell Roan ✨️stuns✨️ on the red carpet. You know who I wanna see stun on the red carpet? Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh hell yeah.
The way people crash out over live service game patch notes is always hilarious. They nerfed my main's rate of fire by 0.05% and now they're unplayable D-tier throwslop because the devs hate ME personally
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The way people crash out over live service game patch notes is always hilarious. They nerfed my main's rate of fire by 0.05% and now they're unplayable D-tier throwslop because the devs hate ME personally
Being such an unlikeable weirdo that even the pedo island gang curves your creepy ass is objectively the funniest shit that has ever happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Being such an unlikeable weirdo that even the pedo island gang curves your creepy ass is objectively the funniest shit that has ever happened
Idea: Muenster Energy Drink
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Idea: Muenster Energy Drink
"Moot and Freddy Fazbear are in the Epstein files" is one of those rare statements that's objectively true but also impossible to say without sounding like a complete fucking lunatic. None of those words belong in the same sentence together.
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"Moot and Freddy Fazbear are in the Epstein files" is one of those rare statements that's objectively true but also impossible to say without sounding like a complete fucking lunatic. None of those words belong in the same sentence together.
*work phone rings*
Customer: "Do you take reservations?"
Me, internationally: "Sir you are calling a bar with a golf cart on the roof..."
Customer: "Do you take reservations?"
Me, internationally: "Sir you are calling a bar with a golf cart on the roof..."
January 31, 2026 at 11:42 PM
*work phone rings*
Customer: "Do you take reservations?"
Me, internationally: "Sir you are calling a bar with a golf cart on the roof..."
Customer: "Do you take reservations?"
Me, internationally: "Sir you are calling a bar with a golf cart on the roof..."
Being from the Midwest is so embarrassing. What do you mean I got visibly excited when a content creator I follow mentioned Jewel-Osco?
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Being from the Midwest is so embarrassing. What do you mean I got visibly excited when a content creator I follow mentioned Jewel-Osco?
Markiplier Cinematic Universe:
• Iron Lung
• Cobalt Appendix
• Neodymium Prostate
• Iron Lung
• Cobalt Appendix
• Neodymium Prostate
January 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Markiplier Cinematic Universe:
• Iron Lung
• Cobalt Appendix
• Neodymium Prostate
• Iron Lung
• Cobalt Appendix
• Neodymium Prostate
How could anyone be a particle physicist? It's Adam and Eve, not atom and...wait, hang on a sec
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
How could anyone be a particle physicist? It's Adam and Eve, not atom and...wait, hang on a sec
Crazy how this dude is who decides if a restaurant is good or not
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Crazy how this dude is who decides if a restaurant is good or not
Lukewarm take, but the prevalence of, and ease of achieving, the right wing grifter life path is a recession indicator. If people were more financially secure, the drive to sell your soul to make easy money off made up culture war bullshit would be practically nonexistent
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Lukewarm take, but the prevalence of, and ease of achieving, the right wing grifter life path is a recession indicator. If people were more financially secure, the drive to sell your soul to make easy money off made up culture war bullshit would be practically nonexistent
Miyamoto: "This is my new character, Mario. He can run and jump to explore the kingdom"
Nintendo Employee: "Excellent, Mr. Miyamoto. What else can the plumber do?"
Miyamoto: "Pyromancy 🙂"
Nintendo Employee: "Excellent, Mr. Miyamoto. What else can the plumber do?"
Miyamoto: "Pyromancy 🙂"
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Miyamoto: "This is my new character, Mario. He can run and jump to explore the kingdom"
Nintendo Employee: "Excellent, Mr. Miyamoto. What else can the plumber do?"
Miyamoto: "Pyromancy 🙂"
Nintendo Employee: "Excellent, Mr. Miyamoto. What else can the plumber do?"
Miyamoto: "Pyromancy 🙂"
I'm on this really weird part of TikTok where all these different people are hate powerscaling AM from IHNMAIMS, Judge Holden from Blood Meridian, and the Qu from All Tomorrows. It's kinda like "Could Goku beat Superman?" but more like "Could this evil computer turn Superman into sad goo?"
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm on this really weird part of TikTok where all these different people are hate powerscaling AM from IHNMAIMS, Judge Holden from Blood Meridian, and the Qu from All Tomorrows. It's kinda like "Could Goku beat Superman?" but more like "Could this evil computer turn Superman into sad goo?"
Silksong confirmed
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Silksong confirmed
"The costumes in The Odyssey aren't historically accurate" My brother in Zeus, half that book is about sea monsters
January 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"The costumes in The Odyssey aren't historically accurate" My brother in Zeus, half that book is about sea monsters
I don't think I'd be very good at putting out a fire. But I'm trying asbestos I can
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I don't think I'd be very good at putting out a fire. But I'm trying asbestos I can
English is a dope language because "banger" can either mean "really good song" or it could also mean "sausage"
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
English is a dope language because "banger" can either mean "really good song" or it could also mean "sausage"
Anyone else think it would be super cozy to nap and doomscroll in a human-sized version of one of those little cold weather shelters some people make for stray cats?
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Anyone else think it would be super cozy to nap and doomscroll in a human-sized version of one of those little cold weather shelters some people make for stray cats?
When you have T-Mobile and restart your phone:
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
When you have T-Mobile and restart your phone:
The temperature is two digits!
And not preceded by a negative sign!
And not preceded by a negative sign!
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The temperature is two digits!
And not preceded by a negative sign!
And not preceded by a negative sign!
This feels like a time to talk about my actual, philosophical stance. I am a cosmic nihilist. The universe is larger than anyone can ever comprehend. We're a dot, on an incomprehensible plane. All we have is our finite existence. Nothing matters, and that's why everything matters
January 25, 2026 at 8:32 AM
This feels like a time to talk about my actual, philosophical stance. I am a cosmic nihilist. The universe is larger than anyone can ever comprehend. We're a dot, on an incomprehensible plane. All we have is our finite existence. Nothing matters, and that's why everything matters
I want to make my stance abundantly clear. ICE is the modern American SS. If you support them...history will have its way with you
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I want to make my stance abundantly clear. ICE is the modern American SS. If you support them...history will have its way with you
Doesn't everyone's basement have a random stash of gin and sriracha? It's for a cocktail called the "Forest Fire", I invented it
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Doesn't everyone's basement have a random stash of gin and sriracha? It's for a cocktail called the "Forest Fire", I invented it