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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 3h

Shoutouts to the concept of dipping sauce for saving us all from the horror of having to eat chicken nuggets without a hedonistic array of savory goo

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 4h

You may be cool, but are you cool enough to have your marketing director hand you a fuckin' sick temporary tattoo of your buddy who owns a tiki bar?

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5h

Surely this clown posse is of sound mind...

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

They call me an old school JRPG the way I turn based

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

I wish we'd all rejected genAI the same way we've always been against proper WinRAR licensing or ever acknowledging a OneDrive notification

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

Had a complete dissociative episode caused by some poorly prepared pufferfish. I was in a fugu state

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

Dudes will be like, "Women have impossibly high standards," while the currently trending song from one of the biggest American pop stars right now is literally, "The bar for men is so low that the absolute bare minimum will make me cum instantly"

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

Don't split your TikTok into multiple videos. But also don't make one obnoxiously long video. Personally mail me a syringe filled with the information

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

Classic Horror: This monster wants to kill you
Modern Horror: This dude wants to kill you
Cosmic Horror: Holy shit that octopus looks weird as hell

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

What do you think the chances are the people bitching about the Super Bowl halftime show are just getting mixed up with those mob-busting laws from the '70s and think Bad Bunny is from Puerto Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations?

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 2d

There should be an unlockable mode in Hades II where you can play the game otherwise totally as normal, but with all the jank, unfinished, placeholder art assets from early access. They're goofy and they delight me. Return my calls, @supergiantgames.bsky.social

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 3d

Love how there's a minor character in Silksong named after that one artificial sweetener you're not supposed to give to dogs

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 3d

Big fan of the biblical story of Lazarus. For no reason other than, I feel like, if you have the power to bring the dead back to life, once is the precise funniest number of times to do it

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 3d

Gay Trump supporter. No joke. Bro, pick a god damn struggle

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 4d

He had already gotten banned from my job for saying transphobic shit to one of my best friends, and then he came back even worse and straightup pushed my not-girlfriend person (it's complicated) so I sent his jaw to the fuckin' Shadow Realm 🤷‍♀️😂

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 4d

Welp, "glistening lustchungus" is gonna be wedged inexorably into my brain chemistry for the foreseeable future...

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 4d

I love my friends because I've gotten more than one text today along the lines of, "I heard you pimp slapped the absolute dogshit out of some transphobic scumbag that was harassing our friends"

God damn right I did

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

There are two kinds of bosses in Silksong and you will not believe which one is consistently a hundred times harder than the other

Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

Food trucks are always either called "The Fork" or "Sloppy Bros Big Nazty Grease Wagon" and they both serve nearly identical smash burgers

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah we have to wait for October to stop being ninety god forsaken degrees

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

I will still call it spaghetti sauce while also vehemently considering skyline chili an abomination

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 5d

I have no problem with different regions having their own version of a food. Except for this whole notion of beanless chili. You are eating a bowl of Tex-Mex spaghetti sauce you fucking lunatic

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 6d

Me: "Can you grab me four metal third pans?"

Coworker: "Which ones are those?"

Me: *sigh* I need four long rectangly bois"

Coworker: "Heard"

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 7d

Ian rn:

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 7d

Trying to trick my bosses at the country bar into adding Job for a Cowboy to the playlist