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stu (halloween variant forthcoming)

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eminently glaze-worthy

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · Nov 7

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

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Brad Neely @bradneely.bsky.social · Mar 15

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 1d

Also pinball tables were designed as actuarial tools. They're not supposed to be fun. If you enjoy them you're using them wrong. And you're in trouble

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 1d

The history of inventions always like "Early pinball tables were more like crude boards than tables, and featured neither pins, nor a ball. Also they were made of cloth somehow"

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 1d

Can't wait to retire so I can start wearing those little puffy vests

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 1d

at least they have that in common

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe he gets strapped to the titular machine and is forced to endure his biggest fight yet: one for his life

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

I think about this one quite often

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

good luck, that was likely lost in the 2008 Universal Studios fire

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

I'm adding it to the the lost media wiki now just in case

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

I thought this movie The Smashing Machine was some sort of ultra-gorey Japanese splatter flick but it's just about a wrestler or something

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

Sandwich accomplished

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 3d

There comes a time in every man's day when he must drink a soda

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 3d

[outside Juliet's window]
ROMEO: you're like a sun to me..

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3d

(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie