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@spencethebence.bsky.social
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Internet Transient 29 I<3MyGirlfriendCarmenSandiego I do a lot of yapping and posting here but I am an artist here is all my art in one place https://spencethebence.tumblr.com/tagged/myart
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spencethebence.bsky.social
blah blah if they keep being bad I'll leave this site but there's no fucking way I'm getting on Mastodon.
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powerful.crabf.art
The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
spencethebence.bsky.social
Keep suggesting this stuff reddit👍
Did mtv ever did a funny music video of I.C.P by chance if not they should do one with the ICP let's go all the way Video lmao
spencethebence.bsky.social
Real homies are the ones liking my shitty art while my Star Wars Pepsi post goes viral
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mikemyzakntc.bsky.social
Bill Burr's pathetic story about "I thought Saudi Arabia would be scary but then I saw a Starbucks" is a great case study of why comedians shouldn't be the ones we trust for social commentary. Most of these guys are just too fucking stupid to resist very simple persuasive recruitment tactics.
spencethebence.bsky.social
I do want to reiterate that this is the coolest thing ever
spencethebence.bsky.social
No grade all for the love of the game
spencethebence.bsky.social
Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.
Can of Limited Edition Star Wars Episode 1 Pepsi with Anakin on the can. It is inside a protective glass case.
spencethebence.bsky.social
Woah #KnightsofGuinevere
Frankie from Knights of Guinevere holding the desecrated Princess Guinevere while saying "Woah!!! Gore of my comfort character" affectionately.
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cole1114.bsky.social
if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
spencethebence.bsky.social
It is possible to return to forums if you just believe posting.cool
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osullyville.bsky.social
No one gives a shit what a decentralized protocol is. Nor does anyone care. Something people do care about is Josef Goebbels having an account on a social media site.
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theaveragejoey.bsky.social
this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator
spencethebence.bsky.social
I keep forgetting John Cena is a wrestler
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deadblossomjesse.bsky.social
When I put this in my stream on Sunday I did not know she was going to die 2 days later. Sorry. But she did say this
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spencethebence.bsky.social
The enlightened Half Life fan knows:

"HL3 is coming soon, but it is not coming tomorrow."

They sit in true peace. True bliss. As redditors scramble, they know the truth.
spencethebence.bsky.social
There's a warthunder yt'er that sounds very close to my own voice when I listen back to recordings of myself its very surreal but idk if he sounds the same as me to other people.
spencethebence.bsky.social
Bubsy? Gex? No, Speedy Eggbert.
spencethebence.bsky.social
Hello, I'm 29 years old(its not my birthday just reminding you)
spencethebence.bsky.social
This comes from a place of true spite in my heart. Sucks so bad you don't want to spend money on your game anymore boo hoo they added a cartoon or a dumb meme to a set and you can't spend money on your hobby anymore. Now everything is ruined that Hatsune Miku easily destroys your Goldry Bluzsco deck
spencethebence.bsky.social
Really love the pain and suffering New MTG brings all of the old Magic heads. I legit want you to suffer. I'm so glad your favorite game is bad now
spencethebence.bsky.social
She worm on my ouroboros till I Goldry Bluzco