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joey joey pumpkin eater

@theaveragejoey.bsky.social

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angel artist from the depths of halloween

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5h

all the halloween portraits are done! thank you to everyone that got one, you are the world 2 me ❤️ 👻 🎃

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 2h

I watched space jam 2 full movie free on twitter

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 19h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 3h

Ty I drew him with my right hand (the one I don’t draw with)

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5h

thank you so much!

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5h

all the halloween portraits are done! thank you to everyone that got one, you are the world 2 me ❤️ 👻 🎃

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5h

this is them

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Scott Ormsby @kacho.bsky.social · 21h

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 1d

he does buy a lot of church’s cause he feels guilty about robbing them lmao

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 1d

dude robbed a church’s chicken at gunpoint and he’s an old guy, just gotta keep your expectations in check, but he’s a hoot and a half. love watching tony

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 1d

*tall glass

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 1d

Tony Owns Wife with FACTS and Logic

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 11d

halloween pfp for my friend lil stinker and it’s actually about halloween

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 2d

thank you big dog me too

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 2d

@stinker.bsky.social check this shit out

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 2d

the earth is made out of cheese

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 2d

I want to eat spaghetti every day until I die

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 2d

cool math games dot com chat room

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 3d

I’m a sucker for good eyeball art that’s fire

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 3d

cozy as shit comfy as fuck!!

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 3d

woah woah woah slow down! they’re still figuring out how to send gifs and photos in dms, give them a couple decades to cook..

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 3d

bluesky be like “we’re run by shitty people too but what if we have less features than the shitty app we’re copying” great stuff bozos, keep it up.

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4d

Gerbils in an egg carton please help me. I encountered too many aggressive performative people in a row. Erase my memory gerbils!

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Mar 1

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5d

ranch wars 2025 update: just had wingstop ranch, the most hyped up ranch of the now but jets pizza ranch remains undefeated. nice try wingstop. I also have trench foot from eating ranch. tranch foot

joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5d

guy asked his smart fridge if it needed some dick

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joey joey pumpkin eater @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 5d

this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator

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