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DBJ
@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 13h
I only called Tom an asshole like 40 minutes in. Luke is saying I called him an asshole way sooner than I did
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STORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 13h
Tom @bestshow4life.bsky.social tries to fix our stupid podcast

new ep out now
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 1d
I'm LIVE RIGHT NOW with NEWGROUNDS FLASH GAMES NIGHT. Let's show each others some of the worst shit we have ever seen
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NEWGROUNDS GAMES NIGHT - THE WORST CRAP I COULD FIND
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 2d
I am LIVE on da monday with a bunch of strange men to show
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Let's see what magic we can make. CONTACT: [email protected] , or our Discord linked below the stream
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 2d
Huge dubs for Pat-produced podcasts this week. We got Tom Scharpling on STORES and Justin McElroy on What's All This Then!!

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Home Depot with Tom Scharpling | STORES Episode 16
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 2d
If you want to hear ~me~ on podcasts, the best way to do that is to subscribe to the STORES patreon cuz I'm on the weekly bonus eps pretty often.

patreon.com/storesthepod...
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 3d
It's FUCKTOBER on the dbj stream. All streams at 3pm pacific 6pm eastern
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 4d
Thanks!
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 4d
It doesn't hurtm. You're just scared it's GOING TO. It is a MENTAL ISSUE
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 4d
I used to use Cities Skylines for DND maps. Turn on infinite money and just lay down roads in whatever shape and arrangement. Screenshot it and print it out. You can name the roads and locations of interest, too, although it doesn't display exactly like Google maps obviously.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 4d
How would you react if the devil was here on earth, in front of your eyes?
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 4d
Every agent of ICE should be imprisoned. And that's the "reasonable" part of me. The less reasonable part of me that recognizes pure evil wants something different.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 4d
Literal fucking violent maniac given unlimited state power. And there's hundreds of these fucks
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Oct 31
screencap of Adam Sandler from 'Uncut Gems', subtitle reads I'm going to become Hubie Halloween
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Mar 1
my favorite fruit is mangosteen
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 5d
Okay. Well that's awesome
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 5d
You should subscribe to thr stores patreon for really good podcasts patreon.com/storesthepodcast we do 2 every week and more goodies coming soon
Get more from STORES on Patreon
its a podcast about going to stores
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STORES Podcast @storesthepodcast.bsky.social · 6d
How are we feeling about DBJs new segment theme?
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 7d
When I put this in my stream on Sunday I did not know she was going to die 2 days later. Sorry. But she did say this
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 6d
Bari Weiss suck a fart out of my asshole 👍
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6d
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned. Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 6d
They want 10+ years experience for a scam that has only been happening for like 3 years
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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 6d
this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 7d
let the gourd times roll
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 7d
Customer: BUSHCRAFT: THE ART OF BEEING KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT HOW TO USE MOTHER NATURE IN ONES ADVANTAGE WHILE IN THE OUTDOORS/BACKCOUNTRY.
DMV: LOOKS LIKE BITCH CRAFT

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "BSHKRFT".
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d
Old Man's Son Also Old Man
Old Man's Son Also Old Man
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 7d
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