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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 21m

They’re that other lump of fat above your ass

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Convictionless Coward

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hshahahaha

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Spooky username @mcmcfee.bsky.social · 1h

You think he LOOKS bad, but wait until you see what he's willing to SAY. On TV.

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1h

They already violated it

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1h

John Darnielle

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 3d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1h

I Will Never Forget

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This is supposed to impress someone?

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He gave them the fucking weapons to do it

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1h

He slow walked dealing with Trump’s numerous crimes and here we are. Fuck that guy.

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1h

No.

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Satorl @satogamedev.itch.io · 14d

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart

mockup of a point and click gameabout columbo, he is talking to a dog, he says "Youre a real friendly boy, arent you? oh, youre a girl"
on the bottom half you can see columbos inventory, he has an egg in his pocket

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 2h

iPads the size of full sized sheet cakes for our massive torsos

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This is basic building fire code, I assure you it applies

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The cybersmith will surely turn their image around

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 2h

If you are renting, it’s the obligation of the landlord to maintain smoke detectors and generally one of the few big redline things that get them in trouble with the city. If they don’t do it, invoice them and take it out of your rent

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 2h

They have a backup battery in case the house power fails. Also they only have a 10 year service life and some of them chirp for that instead

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h

In some ways this is the government now

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1d

Crimes. He did crimes.

Richard Scarry pig performing various hot dog crimes

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egg @explod.es · 1d

AI stands for [A]bsolutely cra[i]p

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1d

I can think of a way to fix the problem

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1d

Touch grass, dude

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1d

We are definitely in our years of lead (and I would say have been since 9/11) but only beginning to understand it

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 1d

Then the mood on your mastodon distro bans you for Bad Vibes

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 2d

What people here largely advocate for is social censure and accountability. The media class has decided that is actually “bullying” and people here have just rolled with that shit definition of the word for better or worse

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