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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10h

Idk the one part where guys are going around cutting off peoples foreskins is pretty exciting.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10h

We made fun of “butt rock” to the point that now we have completely buttless rock. In my opinion that’s much worse.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 1d

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t need to use AI because I am not a stupid dumbass with no understanding of basic concepts.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 2d

Wtf is this? lol. Club Random Bingo on my twitch channel every wednesday night 11pm EST.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 2d

The source material hits so hard when the reveal drops: shocking, revolting, horrifying! It’s such a chilling reveal that I absolutely much watch any trash that bears the same name. Gotta give the actors credit for doing what they did with such doo-doo writing.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 2d

Edgar Alan Poe spoilers: I just finished “Fall of the House of Usher” Netflix series and it sucked ass. Biggest problem is that in the source material it is revealed that the reason for the fall of the family is that their lineage is 100% incestuous. They cut it out!!

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

Watching this Netflix slop "Fall of the House of Usher" because of its loose association with the Poe story. To convince us that one character is super smart she's described as "she quit MENSA because she was bored." 😂 Such a dumb guy take on what makes someone smart.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 3d

My favorite asshole thing to say on reddit is "read a book." Because you know they're not gonna.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 3d

Me and my band Urns doing "Wicked World" by Sabbath.

Catch us doing it again at Brillobox 10/31 Halloween for a Sabbath/Ozzy tribute with Icarus Witch, Greywalker, Makeshift Urn and Purranoid (The Long Hunt, Funerals, Gloom Doom). pic.x.com/t4CyGgWjTI

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 3d

Me and my band Urns doing "Wicked World" by Sabbath.

Catch us doing it again at Brillobox 10/31 Halloween for a Sabbath/Ozzy tribute with Icarus Witch, Greywalker, Makeshift Urn and Purranoid (The Long Hunt, Funerals, Gloom Doom). pic.x.com/t4CyGgWjTI

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

Watching this Netflix slop "Fall of the House of Usher" because of its loose association with the Poe story. To convince us that one character is super smart she's described as "she quit MENSA because she was bored." 😂 Such a dumb guy take on what makes someone smart.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

Bill Burr's pathetic story about "I thought Saudi Arabia would be scary but then I saw a Starbucks" is a great case study of why comedians shouldn't be the ones we trust for social commentary. Most of these guys are just too fucking stupid to resist very simple persuasive recruitment tactics.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 5d

I keep hearing people talk about IDubbz like he’s someone I should know or care about. I am 40, ok? Don’t say this shit in front of me.

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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 8d

When you come to visit your old job

*kirby right back at ya no kirby allowed*

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

What do you get when you cross Huell Howser with Connor O'Malley? You get the Lake Show with Mike Myzak. Check out my latest video interviewing people in a lake. youtu.be/GeykrGKs_rY?...

The Lake Show w/ Mike Myzak - Watkins Glen Italian Festival pt 2

YouTube video by The Local News

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 8d

The deal down at the aviary where you get to eat a hot turkey sandwich while holding your favorite bird is low key one of the best deals in the city.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 8d

Med beds? Don't care. Let me know when they get head beds: beds that give you head.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

What do you get when you cross Huell Howser with Connor O'Malley? You get the Lake Show with Mike Myzak. Check out my latest video interviewing people in a lake. youtu.be/GeykrGKs_rY?...

The Lake Show w/ Mike Myzak - Watkins Glen Italian Festival pt 2

YouTube video by The Local News

youtu.be

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

Gen: V has some good stuff going for it except for the dialogue writing. Just wretched stuff.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10d

Steelers are playing in Dublin today and the amount of people I've heard say "Steelers are in the UK this weekend" got me looking for me lil armalite.

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Rafi @rafil.bsky.social · 10d

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 11d

Nah he's just really into FFVII

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 11d

Idk if he does...

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 11d

Stopped by my friend’s house last week and noticed he had every foil card from the recent Final Fantasy 7 Magic the Gathering set displayed in two large cases on his wall. Said a prayer for my man’s pussy-getting days.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 11d

Pretty funny that Starbucks would rather lose 10% of the overall company value from boycotts rather than recognize a union.

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