The _Joker
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I’m sending a lovely case of cat food to Cat Food Man
Oh my it’s Neil Simon. The most prolific writer in Broadway history. Your plays are junk. Shockingly bad. I was shocked. This script really stunk. This one stinks. It has no funny moments .
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Oh my it’s Neil Simon. The most prolific writer in Broadway history. Your plays are junk. Shockingly bad. I was shocked. This script really stunk. This one stinks. It has no funny moments .
Donate to my charity Pianos for Cops. We raise money to buy brand new grand pianos and drop them onn police officers
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Donate to my charity Pianos for Cops. We raise money to buy brand new grand pianos and drop them onn police officers
The dreams have started to manifest 'flashbacks'. There are blots of time where I'm distinctly the one experiencing events, and suddenly the scene changes, someone else is recounting what happened, and I'm not in the dream anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The dreams have started to manifest 'flashbacks'. There are blots of time where I'm distinctly the one experiencing events, and suddenly the scene changes, someone else is recounting what happened, and I'm not in the dream anymore.
Honey I’m home, what four dinner??
Joker’s Ribs!
Joker Brands presents Joker brand tube steaks and now ribs with sickening flavor
Joker’s Ribs!
Joker Brands presents Joker brand tube steaks and now ribs with sickening flavor
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Honey I’m home, what four dinner??
Joker’s Ribs!
Joker Brands presents Joker brand tube steaks and now ribs with sickening flavor
Joker’s Ribs!
Joker Brands presents Joker brand tube steaks and now ribs with sickening flavor
Creamy, organic, homemade Joker’s Oat MILK: rolled oats (1 cup) , water (3 cups), and lecithin powder to keep the milk from separating. I also added a tablespoon of maple syrup, 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt for flavor. These ingredients are optional.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Creamy, organic, homemade Joker’s Oat MILK: rolled oats (1 cup) , water (3 cups), and lecithin powder to keep the milk from separating. I also added a tablespoon of maple syrup, 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt for flavor. These ingredients are optional.
Shall I teach you the secret of humorous crime,? Do you want to come with me? Lowkey annihilate Batman or Robin along the way? Swag Swag I’m the Jokerzz
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Shall I teach you the secret of humorous crime,? Do you want to come with me? Lowkey annihilate Batman or Robin along the way? Swag Swag I’m the Jokerzz
Want some blind man’s borscht ? I learned how to make it in Russia in Prison
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Want some blind man’s borscht ? I learned how to make it in Russia in Prison
The Joker is becoming a meatball connoisseur! I wonder how Pepino’s back home will tack up the genuine Italian ones he getting on this adventure in Italy!
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Joker is becoming a meatball connoisseur! I wonder how Pepino’s back home will tack up the genuine Italian ones he getting on this adventure in Italy!
JokerBall is so deadly ,.they’re never going to get any stars in that sport no matter how poppular it gets, because the players all keep dying and killing each other. This ain’t no quidditch
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
JokerBall is so deadly ,.they’re never going to get any stars in that sport no matter how poppular it gets, because the players all keep dying and killing each other. This ain’t no quidditch
I have stolen all the Ingrediants for a sumptuous buffet
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have stolen all the Ingrediants for a sumptuous buffet
Banes brain is the same size as his cock.
Little bitty teeny-tiny teeny-weeny teensy-weensy itsy-bitsy dinky piddling piffling small minute minature diminutive and wee
Little bitty teeny-tiny teeny-weeny teensy-weensy itsy-bitsy dinky piddling piffling small minute minature diminutive and wee
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Banes brain is the same size as his cock.
Little bitty teeny-tiny teeny-weeny teensy-weensy itsy-bitsy dinky piddling piffling small minute minature diminutive and wee
Little bitty teeny-tiny teeny-weeny teensy-weensy itsy-bitsy dinky piddling piffling small minute minature diminutive and wee
“my tears stains the Joker,” -
man begging for mercy
“My acid flower ssquirt you.”
- Joker
man begging for mercy
“My acid flower ssquirt you.”
- Joker
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“my tears stains the Joker,” -
man begging for mercy
“My acid flower ssquirt you.”
- Joker
man begging for mercy
“My acid flower ssquirt you.”
- Joker
Last night The Joker was at a trendy night club for a really hip young crowd, blowing everyone away with his dance moves
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Last night The Joker was at a trendy night club for a really hip young crowd, blowing everyone away with his dance moves
This is my love pork to anerica
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is my love pork to anerica
Everything is better with a skinless man Inside
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Everything is better with a skinless man Inside
Joker’s political cartoon : a money breathing megaphone labeled POLOTICS
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Joker’s political cartoon : a money breathing megaphone labeled POLOTICS
Step aside,i am about to bit into into a big juicy water bear that I made 80000% larger with growth serum
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Step aside,i am about to bit into into a big juicy water bear that I made 80000% larger with growth serum
Keanu reeves is a dwarf on Sunday and normal on Turssday. That’s the magic of Hollywood
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Keanu reeves is a dwarf on Sunday and normal on Turssday. That’s the magic of Hollywood
I cannot solve the mystery of what is fake and what is real . Can you?
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I cannot solve the mystery of what is fake and what is real . Can you?
No one in the world knows me better than the other man who is competing to be the best crazy man in town
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
No one in the world knows me better than the other man who is competing to be the best crazy man in town
ET phone Willy Nelson
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ET phone Willy Nelson
Are you ready for me to put you in a triggering environment(
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Are you ready for me to put you in a triggering environment(