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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 9h

Looks like he just won a rigged election for mayor of Hobbiton

TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 13h

“Instead of cash we’re going to pay you in a new crypto we’re calling ‘scrip’ that you can spend exclusively at our stores for maximum grindage efficiency!”

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 19h

the kid who invites all his friends over to watch him play Super Nintendo

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 20h

The thing is basically an 85-pound paperweight if you don't have the key so I wonder if they tried to ride it away and gave up because they couldn't turn the e-assist on

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 20h

Last night, my Eufy cam caught someone stealing my Radwagon from in front of my house, but 5 minutes later they brought it back and took the time to put the cover back on.

I don't have anywhere to lock it, so I keep it covered and rely on it's mass to be a theft deterrent, which maybe kinda worked?

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 21h

Mike Johnson is the final boss of a particular kind of evangelical Christian dad. Sits the family in the front row at church, heads a men's prayer and accountability group, gives long speech-prayers to impress everyone, hates all young people including his own children, and thinks levity is satanic

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 1d

5 episodes in and they’ve got the boys flying a helicopter to Russia!

Synopsis of Airwolf Season 1 Episode 5: Hawke and Santini (Jan-Michael Vincent, Ernest Borgnine) fly Airwolf to Russia to rescue a secret agent.

TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 1d

Also Corey Haim is 16 in this movie and he has to have his older brother babysit him and make sure he takes his bath?

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 1d

Nothing highlights America’s changing view of crime like watching 80s movies. Like in the Lost Boys the family moves to the “murder capital of the world” and Diane West’s mom character just casually strolls the boardwalk at night while people paste photos to a gigantic “missing persons” wall

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 2d

Oh shit found antifa and they look dangerous

Photo of West Virginia state capitol with elderly folks holding a sign that says “antifa”

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 2d

The most West Virginia thing imaginable #nokings

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 2d

Charleston, WV showin up #nokings

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 3d

Doug Judy is the Pontiac Bandit on Brooklyn 99

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 3d

These accounts are just giant Hatch Act violation factories

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 3d

Scene from 22 Jump Street where the guys are obviously under cover superimposed over a dumbass leftist trying to fedpost about “opsec” at the No Kings rally

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 3d

“Find the military guys” lmao. How many special forces facilities have been outed because of Seals or whoever posting their workouts on Strava?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4d

So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are... (checks notes)... pro-fascism and pro-king?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 6d

When I started college in ‘98 I joined a frat with my best friend to avoid the dorms, and they required us to do campus activities and some older members were YR, so I did that. I remember planning a tailgate with a senator and designing t-shirts and that was literally all we did that year

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 6d

yeah in WV state legislators (nearly 100% republican) in Charleston are absolutely all in on putting a data center in Tucker County (one of the most picturesque places in the state) and locals, even conservatives, are fighting it tooth and nail

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 6d

Republicans sermonizing about No Kings are giving off major "we can't let that punk Ren McCormack and our kids have some sinful dance here in Bomont" energy

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Emmer: "We call it the 'Hate America' rally because you'll see the hate for America all over this thing when they show up. The rumor is that they can't end this shutdown because this small but very violent and vocal group is the only one that's happy about this."

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 7d

Big “Grandma cuts her European riverboat cruise clips into iMovie” energy

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 7d

Wow glad that in this political moment Spanberger is using her airtime to remind everyone she’s a cop who loves cops. Haven’t seen anything supporting federal workers though!

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 7d

I haven’t rewatched it in a while but always seemed like Sleepy Hollow was underrated

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TwoWheelsDC @4863media.com · 7d

The unassuming 70-ish year old little white haired lady I sometimes chat with when I see her walking her Yorkie just told me she’s “ready for a revolution” if you’re wondering where the normie libs are at right now

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