Gary Percival
@a11who.bsky.social
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In This Grave Lies Gary Percival, An Atheist Who Hopes God Is Merciful.
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As someone who used to live nearby, I can say Haverhill is a shithole, Paul. If they've still got the 'sculpture' on the roundabout approaching town, you could ask the audience why it looks like the final sheet being pulled off a bog roll tube.
Haverhill sculpture.
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As someone who doesn't seem to meet the new criteria for a booster jab, it feels like good advice!
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"Oh, so you're my replacements - a dandy and a clown."
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You should rework the Michael Jackson song to "Cheese Out of My Life".
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Happy celestial birthday to the Ox.
John Entwistle laughing.
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"Oh... he's hit the Mike Post."
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Me too. Including the theme tune.
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[Phone rings] "This is Jim Roquefort. At the tone, leave your name and message. I'll get back to you."
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Wife swapping her 3 pairs of specs for one varifocal pair tomorrow. I really should have placed a bet.
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Wife got her 3 different pairs of specs yesterday. All the swapping around and trying to find the right pair has already become a farce but she's far too stubborn to admit it was a crazy idea. I give it a month at most before she gets them changed for a single pair of varifocals.
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All very clever, but how does it help my missus who has just bought 3 pairs of specs with different prescriptions because the total cost was less than half of one pair of Specsavers varifocals?
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Have your other knacker removed and win the No-ball prize.
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I got an ankle monitor so now at dinner parties I don't have to keep going upstairs to check on my ankle.
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Meanwhile, in “Oh You Fucking Idiots” news…
Helmets.
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I knew Dolly had a brother.
Godfrey from Dad's Army.
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AI video? Pete foresaw it. "Don't believe your eyes, you're telling only lies...".
youtu.be/2jW9d3bbsYU?...
The Who - Relay
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Where have you been watching Cannon, Matt? YT?