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Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
4K followers 1.5K following 6.2K posts
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 8h
It’s never “Disability Benefit Raids”
It’s never “Didability Benefits Raids”.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h
Franco - what a guy!
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h
Quite want Scotchland to qualify for the WC. All the hilarious.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h
Get well very soon m33215
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 13h
Spiral slipmats are back in stock.
Be quick though. I can’t keep up with demand!
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h
Channel 9 is amazing.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 14h
Oh don’t worry about them.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 14h
oH m11322215
oH m1111325
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 16h
I am a tool.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 16h
Guess which twat didn’t seal the freezer door properly overnight. Glad there was loads of grub in there.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 17h
👍👍
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 18h
It will go on for a few weeks. Remember pro-biotics help with a bad tummy. Hope it comes back very soon.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 18h
Hi Matt - I’ve had two lengthy IV treatments. Gentamicin and Vancomycin (I think) did it for me. No taste, or horrible metallic if anything. Sorry you’re having to go through this Matt, and I hope you’re well soon.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 18h
YES!
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 18h
Oh Christ.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 18h
DO IT
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19h
iM puTtiN mY oNiOn jACk oUt
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19h
sHe wOz aNmAziN woMaN m5
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19h
More Twilight Zone. Oh yus.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 20h
oH m5
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 20h
Oh good. First meeting in a year and laptop is fannying around.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d
When in doubt tick “baked potato”
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d
Not quite as bad as the “roast dinner” I was served up one day.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, the worst thing. ICU staff were immense, but that drink. Ugh!
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d
“Ernst Stavro Blofeld - great guy, slightly deformed, YUGE volcano, let me grab his pussy”
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