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Matt Owen

@mjowen174.bsky.social

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Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

When in doubt tick “baked potato”

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

Not quite as bad as the “roast dinner” I was served up one day.

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, the worst thing. ICU staff were immense, but that drink. Ugh!

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

“Ernst Stavro Blofeld - great guy, slightly deformed, YUGE volcano, let me grab his pussy”

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

“Just like we did with cartels” - Sicario: Very Bad Guys

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

Now I really love Race Across The World. However - and this a big “however” - it will spawn a ton of wannabe shows such as this.

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 7h

During the last one they gave this dreadful drink with potassium in intensive case.

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

Meanwhile, in “Oh You Fucking Idiots” news…

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 16h

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 9h

kelechi’s portrayal of kemi is one of my favourite things on noncensored. you should subscribe to us so we can pay her - and our other guests - better!

Lead Mojo @leadmojo.bsky.social · 9h

Up on the NonCensored Patreon ALREADY is our exclusive interview with Kemi Badenoch, and she has some big news!

Patreon.com/NonCensored

(The full episode is out on Friday in all the best podcast apps.)

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

Clip of a reporter asking someone “Do you think Donald Trump will follow through”, and well…

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

Hangover. Nasty.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

When I was recovering from heart op number 2 I was given Temazepam to make me sleep. A horrible drug.

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

Gabapentin and morphine. Oofalah!

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h

Is that Larry David?

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h

Heh

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h

In my head for the sake of a dreadful joke I’m afraid mate.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 11h

Massive fan of 70s and 80s detective show opening credits with the central character “doing stuff”, lots of stuff.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

LoLllllzzz

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 13h

Here’s my cricket opinion for the day.

The next World Cups should be 40 overs a side.

Two games a day.

Over in a month

Couple more teams (at least)

And dat’s dat

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 13h

A FB page for my home town is banging on about “Remember when It’s A Knockout Came To Town!!” I stayed at home and watched the John Player League on the telly.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14h

One of my earliest memories is splitting from 32,768 to 65,536 cells.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 14h

The tech bros can suck my sweaty balls. See if they like that.

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 15h

Watching Cannon ironically on my own isn’t working.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 15h

HEDLEY