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Aaron Blackshear

@aaronblackshear.bsky.social

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Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector Opinions are mine and not representing my employer

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · Feb 9

Kelce dressed like my dad at his wedding

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 4h

We need to recreate the video of the lady cheering for the dancing mascots at the parade. Go Minnie. You get it girl. Go panda

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h

The go Minnie lady should be the White House press secretary

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 12h

I’m simping for the cat tbh

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 12h

One time I said dem leadership should stop treating their power like a birthright and listen to young progressives and this dude said I was being antisemitic

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

The frogs are throwing concrete milkshakes at me

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 5d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t say it on here

David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 2d

ICE agents to US citizen: Turn around or you're getting the dog.

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yes, particularly the ending. The US ending is very…American. The original is true horror

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Clap your hands and say come at me bro

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

During peak blog rock times I had to intervene when some meathead was trying to fight someone at the Local Natives show at The Metro

My guy they’re doing three part harmonies about dude’s dead grandpa chill out

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Beef makes my gout toe look like a red light bulb, turns out I picked the right time to give it up

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1d

US beef prices have now reached a record high.

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

I hear there are some soybeans available

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

The only saving grace is I’m hoping to buy some enterprise level hardware at bargain basement prices when they have to salvage these things

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

There is one person from my hometown who is the exact target demographic for this kind of thing and who also would run through a wall for that 50k signing bonus, I’m kind of afraid to inquire with friends to find out if he is doing this, because he would be gleefully violent

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Bon Iver, exasperated, “this super group is never going to work if you insist on keeping your amp at 10 at all times”

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Some people do post game tailgate and hang out in the parking lot drinking more to wait out the long lines to get out

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d

Have you seen the original French version of The Vanishing?

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 2d

They should have been huge

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to explain to the boss that while it sounds like the most obvious copout of all time, “I’m in Vegas and can’t get on wifi” is actually true. And trust me I do not enjoy this city, I would happily work while I sit in my room waiting for the festival to start if I were able to

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 3d

New meme format

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3d

That was supposed to be between you and me and our son Torpus

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t use it as a timeshare or shared ownership <> cannot use as a rental property what hack put this on paper and submitted to a court

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3d

The weather gods are blessing us, highs in the low 80s for Vegas this weekend as my fellow xennials descend upon the city for BFF festival

I’ll be the guy air drumming during the Burning Airlines set

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3d

Just two more weeks, for real this time

Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3d

This man brought a lawsuit over a rap battle and the judge was doing this to the song that dissed him

the president of the united states is making a funny face while watching a performance .

ALT: the president of the united states is making a funny face while watching a performance .

media.tenor.com

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