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chief screamologist & chaos bringer @ Eyes of Your Eyes -> https://www.youtube.com/@eoyeband ‪electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social‬ thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void "unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15d

lol we're cooked
we're deadaf

Eyes of Your Eyes - DEADAF (Official Music Video)

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 12m

I am certain it will be branded as "customer loyalty" or "enhanced consumer status"

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 17m

coming soon: discount on bills for authorizing them to sell your information to third parties

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 22m

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · Aug 21

yard beef or no beef at all

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 3h

[I'm in this photo and I don't like it]

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 3h

fun fact: the active element that radiates food in a microwave is a magnetron.

guess what blends together the idea of microwaves, food scarcity due to stock market crashes, and extreme capitalism (hard mode edition)? 🤔

winner winner chicken dinner 👇

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 3h

what if we kissed in the walmart dumpster 🥹

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 4h

slow question: WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4h

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 4h

replacing "as always" to "as never" in emails

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 5h

what's a three letter word for "fuck"

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 6h

fucked by Mister Ed. of course

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 9h

loooolll

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 9h

Frame #2116 from 60sE40 the gumby league

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 21h

"you wanna see how much I love shai hulud?"

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 23h

spiderpiss

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 23h

fairly recently I took a video of a faulty piece of electronics to return to the manufacturer and named the file "painintheass.mp4"

they referenced it by name in the support ticket lol

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 23h

jurassic snark

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 23h

I have no ass and I must fart

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

no offense but some offense

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

an unlimited supply of nonsense

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

a person walking in a hallway. we only see their hands. left hand is holding a personal massager. right hand is holding a gun.
there’s a hud from the game doom edited over the photo

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

dont forget to leave milk and cookies out for @treznor.bsky.social this halloween eve

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

how about nomega

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

I dont know who is paying attention but the checks are clearly bouncing

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 1d

it appears I've inadvertently joined the antisex league