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This is giving me yet another WN AU idea.

Sigh. I should probably start calling it a hyperfixation at this point.
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ignore it, or try to have it taken down.
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So I just found out that one of my old fanfics from the ff.net days has been uploaded to YouTube to be read via either text to speech or AI with footage of fortnite or something. The uploader also claims they have permission from the author, and they do not.

Can't decide if I want to mock it,
abowlofapples.bsky.social
Well, that and the blood on her face.
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It's the bounce and clap combined with the smile that really sells it.
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You know what, fair.
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But only when plugged in. She also uses them for ranged tactics, so the radiant damage is a little nerfed.
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Actually, I know exactly which fic to use this in.
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I should work that into a fic. Something like . . .

Beatrice: Ava, stay here, you don't have a weapon.

Ava: ::picks up microwave:: "Weapon obtained."

Camila: Bludgeoning damage. Nice.
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I hunted down this gif just for the unhinged air she has in it.
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Memo to self: Ava leaves these behind at the end of Halo and the Moon when she and Bea move out.
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I don't know, I'm not good with lyrics, especially parodies.
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Well this says they're the best drivers of the entire zodiac, but I suspect that Yasmine's bad driving stems less from a matter of skill and more from a lack of knowledge. Which is to say she never went through driver's training.

www.dailyhoroscope.com/articles/bes...
Best and Worst Drivers of the Zodiac
Is your zodiac sign safe behind the wheel, or should everyone buckle up when you're the one driving? Learn which signs are the best and worst when it comes to being on the road...
www.dailyhoroscope.com
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Capricorns may get a reputation as stubborn, but they simply know what they want, and also know how they wish other people would behave."

The page also describes them as a natural rule followers.

So while my first thought is Camila, or maybe Mary, I think my final answer has to be Yasmine.
a woman in a nun 's veil sits at a table
ALT: a woman in a nun 's veil sits at a table
media.tenor.com
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From www.horoscope.com/zodiac-signs...

"Smart, hardworking, and fully in control of their destiny, Capricorn signs will always get what they set their mind to, in both personal and professional life—no excuses.
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Camila was my first thought as well.
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As to the question of such a fic's existence, I offer the following wisdom.
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Too true.

One might also make the observation that the only difference between a soldier and an assassin is whose paying them.
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Rub a blood blood, complete with a rubber ducky.
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Because I just can't resist.

Hi Ken!