Owl
abowlofapples.bsky.social
Owl
@abowlofapples.bsky.social
BlueSky Account for AO3 Author Owlman_Jack. Do NOT make me regret doing this. This is the ONLY social, so anyone anything else is a fake.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now up. Put it in your reading list for this Thursday and/or the weekend and enjoy.

archiveofourown.org/works/520574...
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now complete. Tonight I sleep, tomorrow, I edit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The following link/picture is Beatrice Character-Arc relevant to Seer of South City.

That is all.

www.heartoftoys.com/gi-joe-uss-f...
Gi Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier: When Dreams Get Big | Heart of Toys
Discover USS Flagg aircraft carrier, the largest playset ever made. Enter the world of GI Joe and get ready for you next adventure. Read now!
www.heartoftoys.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Damn right.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:

1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
September 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM
New Crack Pairing Idea: Raven from Teen Titans and Lucio from Overwatch. They wake up in Overwatch verse Vegas married.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
BRAIN SPEW
(Follow up)

"They're very good grilled sandwiches and dick waffles," Camila added.

Which was true, but also not the point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
BRAIN SPEW

"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Danger Mouse Cameo is a nice touch.
I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Understandable.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I don't even drink coffee and I want to buy a bag of this just for the name alone.

www.roosroast.com/collections/...
Lobster Butter Love
Does it have lobster in it? No! Is it delicious? Yes! Lobster Butter Love is ground zero for any coffee connoisseur. Morning can’t any come any sooner because the aroma, smoothness and rich full body
www.roosroast.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I believe in the sharing of knowledge.
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Courtesy of last Night's Daily Show "Dancing like a leprechaun jerking off elephants".

Posting it here to use later because that's just too good.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!

RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.

🎵 🎵 🎵

ME: ...

RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-

ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
After ten years (jeez), Siblings Spiders and Squirrels, Oh My! Chapter 11 is now up.

archiveofourown.org/works/527027...
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Should I change my AO3 username to match my Bluesky username?
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don't know about scary, but certainly . . . uncomfortable.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is totally an alien Ava thing to do; travel to another planet just to find some people and mess with them. Kinda want to write a fic in that regard.

Just can't figure out the Avatrice aspect, but maybe that's a good thing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTN...
PREDATOR Trailer (1987) - But it's a comedy
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I feel like Rich!Ava in an AU would have a guest bathroom decorated just like this. Just to troll people.

Like those who know her would just roll their eyes and do what they came in to do, but anyone else is gonna get freaked out. Maybe she uses it as a test of character.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Ah, it's that time again...
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Cartoon: I am the traffic on the 400 series. I am the mozarella on your discount poutine. I AM SNARKING CANUCK!
Inspired by my friend, Brent Smith. I cannot believe I never thought to draw a Canada Goose cousin to Darkwing Duck before now :) Thanks Brent!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM